Thomas Townley

Geek,Nerd. Human. Host of a new podcast, Multiverse Tonight.

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@elonmusk Other way around dipshit

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@redbaronpizza Hamburger, bring. It. Back.

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@pulte

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3.8 inches of rain in Kingman as of noon. @NWSWichita @KWCHRoss

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.41 inches of rain in Kingman as of 6 pm. #kswx @NWSWichita @KWCHRoss

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@megynkelly Go to hell.

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Join me in supporting Dan Osborn via @actblue https://t.co/vwVQ5MmuOY

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/GcsQEoYXIM

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.49 inches of rain in Kingman as of noon @KWCHRoss @NWSWichita

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@elonmusk Go F Yourself.

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@elonmusk No, you are crazy

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.18 inches of rain in Kingman as of noon. @NWSWichita @KWCHRoss

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.18 inches of rain in Kingman as of 1153 am. @NWSWichita @KWCHRoss

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@NWSWichita .48 inches of rain in Kingman as of 1023am. @KWCHRoss

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1.02 inches of rain in Kingman as of 940AM @NWSWichita @KWCHRoss

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@pepsi you guys failed on this one.

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Somebody just supported me on Ko-fi! https://t.co/YRiopZuBX4

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.43 inches of rain in Kingman as of midnight. @NWSWichita @KWCHDean

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@elonmusk STFU

[Thomas Townley @kingtownley]

@elonmusk And you are attacking brains.