Alphayo

acumen, Johnnie Walker

[Alphayo @kingwaiiii]

"Shika tu main points....kuexplain ni rahisi"

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You don’t need to be cold. Just inaccessible. Respond slower. Reveal less. Be polite, but unreadable. When people have to guess how you feel, they start treating you like someone they can’t afford to miscalculate. That’s how distance breeds influence.

[Thee Mkamba📌 @Alfahwambua]

Weuh,but how.......
https://t.co/pvY6bBHVvq

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[smi @smino]

say less era .

[Alphayo @kingwaiiii]

using 'teargas us" is diabolical

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Bro like when someone dies that’s it. You never get to see them again. Only old media. That’s so crazy to me like you’re just gone.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Archives is pure chaos. There’s a crusade, a promo happening, hawkers with their goods spread all over,someone trying to sell you an Airtel/Telkom line, a couple who just met showing PDA , Latema conductors forcing you to go to Kikuyu, Super Metro queues etc…

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Day drinking will always be an amazing experience

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.

[J @_wanjeeru]

Problem about this debate exactly is most people don't even know why they're washing rice, some still believe ni kutoa uchafu

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

“It can never be me”. Vile itakua wewe ata hutaamini.

[Alphayo @kingwaiiii]

so?

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Sizzla Kalonje hukua armed hooligan huko kwao Jamaica and he's a nuisance to the local community.

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

People develop a palpable hostility towards you once they realise you’re not living as miserably as everyone else.

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

When Ruto lost Mt Kenya he came up with a plan: Plant 2 moles.

1. Moses Kuria
2. Ndindi Nyoro

Moses Kuria was not able to camouflage properly

He was quickly identified & went back to UDA

Ndindi Nyoro has been able to camouflage for the longest

But finally.....

[016🍃🗿 @_Pengman]

Omo if I bounce back, before person go see my 5naria God go gat tell me for dream, cus I learnt the hard way mahn

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

My biggest nightmare is having that white build up on my lips and no one telling me😭