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@clayhparham F

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@clayhparham One of them is a real big fan of the phrase "lathered up"

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@clayhparham This thread is the most on point analysis of the game bar none

[julia @juliashiplett]

I don’t wanna die but I would like to rest in peace if that makes sense

[Will King @kingwill27]

@rajandelman @nbcsnl you seeing this?

[Dana Baraki @danabaraki]

Handed out candy yesterday to children in my neighborhood, saw a little girl in a white coat and a stethoscope and said “wow are you a doctor?” She beamed at me and said “yes” to which I replied “I’m a doctor too!” She gives me a blank stare and then, “no, you’re ketchup”

[Will King @kingwill27]

@pegasaurusrex @jackthebassist Never experienced leg hair issues with most socks, but I do love Stance socks overall!

[Will King @kingwill27]

Can't believe they called that a charge

[Tampa Bay 28 @tampabay28]

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the trooper entered the path of the motorcyclist which led him to crash into the cruiser and become ejected. Troopers said the motorcyclist then fell into the road and was hit by a semi. https://t.co/QLlNSmp85v

[Will King @kingwill27]

@steelegolfing I wish I could like that twice! I don't know how that long john silver's lasted as long as it did tbh but dutch bros is quite the step up

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@steelegolfing forget where I first heard that tip but once I started couldn't go back. caps lock is like the long john silver's on prime real estate in the grease pit

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@clayhparham @mehir_s Don't know where they got that photo of you!

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@CorneliaL_ @kendalllynnc what is it then?

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@clayhparham What else would you have me do, strike up a chat with the guy next to me?

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@emilyypendleton F

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@OLDMCDONALDson8 More accurate headline: airlines may soon update their estimates for average passenger weight with an anonymous and voluntary survey

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Update: police clarify they are searching for the driver so that they can give them a fist bump

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

Daytona Beach Police are searching for the person who drove through a drawbridge crossing arm and jumped the bridge as it was rising into the air.

STORY: https://t.co/ywAkfRhCom

[Will King @kingwill27]

@emilyypendleton @clayhparham I hope she has an unlimited plan