RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA

My goal in life is to become like Fanny Brice, rollerskating around, singing nonsense, and being told I am a very funny girl.

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

Accidentally fell asleep fully clothed last night & when I took my bra off this morning a bunch of shredded cheese fell out. Time to get that paper!!! #workinggirl

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

0/10 anime, weird blend of propaganda and death threats with no substance, deeper philosophical meaning, or fan service!!!! #notanime

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

https://t.co/Bo9jtaSyVF

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

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[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

some of y’all didn’t listen to enough soft rock growing up and it shows

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

the only interstate comics we publish are about animals crossing and trucks tipping over

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

@Bananapancakesk @MadCatterHatter @dogpoostain @LUCCIA275 @iamtheonly_me @ImJuliCaldwell @clue @jk_rowling From the actual article JK linked: "An estimated 1.8 billion girls, women, and gender non-binary persons menstruate, and this has not stopped because of the pandemic."

Rest easy, friend. Inclusive language makes room for our shared experiences.

Women welcome.

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

@jxeker Corona quarantine means practicing color correction in photoshop, this is as good as I can do rn

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

less than 50% peanuts is code for 90% cashews

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

"Medicare for All Who Want It" is some of the most classist, bullshit doublespeak I've heard this side of the grave.

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

I wish I could figure out what language my despair speaks

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

y'all ever hang up on your dermatologist when you realize it's just a dried cranberry stuck to your shoulder

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

How much botulism do you have to eat for it to become a problem? asking for a friend

[fujoshiana @luexhughes]

therapist: and what do we do when triggered in our trauma?

me: write a poem about birds as an extended metaphor

editor of a journal: no

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

#COCO #COCO #COCO #COCO #COCO

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

@Joe_Biscuit @luulubuu Thank you Keanu very cool 😭😭

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

being targeted for Gap Kids ads on instagram now & if you think it's because I'm a woman of childbearing age you're wrong - it's because I just had an in-depth thrift store discussion about whether or not I can still pull off a child's size 12. I can't. I'm stuck actually

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

The “sex strike” is baffling and regressive. Sex isn’t a tool to be wielded or withheld for political gain. Sex is for relationship entrapment, attempts at procreation, and then birthdays, the second night of vacation, or after watching a BBC costume drama.

[ghost mom @radtoria]

@OctopusCaveman I wanna smell like someone who can rip a fucken phone book in two

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

dude in this airport saw me reading and said “oh you like literature, have you heard of....... charles dickens” and i said no

[RAGGEDY ANNHEDONIA @kinsley17]

Yoga for When You Unwittingly Step in Your Cat's Vomit & Have to Hold Your Foot Aloft Until You Find Something to Wipe It Off, Set to 21st Century Girl by Willow Smith