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[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Yvonne Okwara thinks the whole 'professor' title is a joke,

But Kisumu Governor Anyang' Nyong'o quickly silenced her.

He asked whether she really thinks accounting can be made simple

[Omosh @omondike_]

House helps of Kawangware was such a good show.
Abel Mutua's script writing is topnotch

[Sangoma 🐐 @KipRunner]

Njugush ametoka mbali

[Omosh @omondike_]

House helps of Kawangware was such a good show.
Abel Mutua's script writing is topnotch

[Sangoma 🐐 @KipRunner]

@parashah91 Sony Bravia, crystal cable damage after 8 years. But I will still buy Sony

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🤣 President Trump just told a story of how even HE needed to show ID before voting in Florida, and the poll worker FELT BAD asking him

"Even me, I went to vote: 'Sir, may I please see your identification? Sir? I'm so embarrassed. I know you're Trump! Please, do you have some identification? I don't want to lose my job!'"

"I was lucky I had some kind of a card on me I didn't even know I had, but I gave it, you know?" 😂

"I said, 'don't apologize. You're doing your job. That's what you're SUPPOSED to be doing!' It was so beautiful."

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

now i understand why older people are calmer...after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

[— @graveair]

Doomscrolling is gambling for revelation, pulling the lever of an infinite slot machine, persuaded that after a billion worthless posts, the next one will finally justify all the others.

[Fortune MMXM @FortuneMMXM]

I wish I knew this 7years ago

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Make sure your mic is muted during group calls. 😭

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky birds are

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Can’t lie to you. If you don’t make a move, you will see literal clowns race past you. Clowns.

Nothing concern life with ‘I am a smart, educated, experienced person’.

You don’t act, you remain there.

[Eng Justice William @Eng_Justice]

Nobody has it easy. Everybody has issues. Life happens, and you never know what people are going through. So, pause before you start judging, mocking, or criticizing others. Everyone is fighting their own battle. Be kind.

[Kenyan Memes Archive @satirekenya]

😂😂😂

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

You will never meet a successful person who has time for resentment and receipt-keeping. Drama happens with people who lack purpose and who have too much free time. Work on more ambitious goals, raise your kids properly, work on yourself with more self-respect; peace of mind is the reward for being focused on your own life and on the things that matter.

[divya venn @divya_venn]

The secret to not being awkward is to never force conversation. Don’t try to come up with interesting things to say, don’t talk to people for the sake of talking, don’t voice opinions or ask questions to sound smart. Instead, notice your own curiosity and follow it. If you don’t have any, radiate comfort in your silence.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Being mean is bad for your health.

A single hostile interaction:
+ locks you in a cortisol penalty box for 60-90 min
+ suppresses recovery capacity
+ elevates your heart rate

Kindness conserves your energy resources.

[aether @bluewdrift]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[Item Inya Item @Healthwolf2]

Don't be hard on yourself. It takes time to build both the body and the mind for the life you're meant to live. Nobody promised it was going to be easy and soft. Every setback, disappointment, failure, and victory are part of the variables to strengthen your character. The goal isn't for you to avoid hardship, it's to see how you can use whatever life throws at you as a training. Let every challenge sharpen your judgment, deepen your resilience, strengthen your discipline, and fortify your mind for every phase of your journey. The strongest people aren't those who had the easiest lives. They're the ones who allowed life's difficulties to become their teachers rather than their excuses. Keep going. You're becoming someone your future will thank you for.