ya hoe Kip

Certified hoe and shitposter.☘️🌿🌱 any pronouns
chaotic neutral

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

crystals - charged
titties - out
dick appointment - scheduled

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Six Flags Employee Sick Of Talking Visitors Down From Bad Acid Trips https://t.co/g2M24m13cB

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@abbygov Иисус Иисуса им

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@abbygov Триммер

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

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[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@rbpravin @anugov1 @pinkcrab18 Are you saying that married men only have the ability to cheat with other married people?

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

Best flavors are
Lemon
Mint
Croissant

[bird @birdeat3]

my fingers are not my fingers they are lying to me

[Slazo @slazo]

A murderer could literally waste my entire family in front of me and I still don't think my face would have the same amount of terror portrayed in a David Dobrik thumbnail

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@ClichedOut Now that's what I call a several year old joke stolen for likes

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@ElliePaini Horrifying, thank you.

[bird @birdeat3]

i did not steal anything i am not a thief i did not do anything illegal at all

[Sorrow TV @Sorrow_TV]

bout to open a store that just sells these see you all in October

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

@platonicreampie All right but the concerning thing is, this sounds really fun as like a 3rd date or a friend date. Might fuck around and ask someone on an arson date.

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

Ok I can't comprehend that old people, really people any age preteen and above, used to be babies??? Like what do you mean my grandma used to be a fucking baby. That's not true. She wouldn't do that.

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

Aight how is more than 1% of the entire world population subscribed to PewDiePie but I cannot recall meeting a single person wearing PewDiePie merch?

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

I am 21, pursuing a taco bell modeling career, and they’ve never seen me happier than when I’m eating taco bell. I told myself I’m just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet me.

[ya hoe Kip @kiptheegg]

Gotta remind myself that Ben Shapiro can't hurt me, he's not real.