Kira

This is my outlet for all of the stupid shower thoughts that run through my mind. Consider yourself warned.

[Kira @kirambaker]

Getting a Cracker Barrel ad every five posts when you’re searching for dairy free meals is honestly just rude

[Kira @kirambaker]

I can hear someone very clearly playing the guitar somewhere in my apartment building and have come to the realization that that means my building can hear my loud and clear whenever I walk around singing Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid fifteen times in a row

[Kira @kirambaker]

@emily_murnane I just need you to know I care so much that I saw this reposted on Instagram by some random account and sought you out on twitter to tell you that I care deeply and 100% would have purchased if it were a purchasing situation 💕

[Kira @kirambaker]

Dear Instagram/other social medias,
Just because I am now married and you know that doesn’t mean I want every ad I receive to either be about tracking my fertility or have the words “SEX” plastered all over my feed.
Thank you.

[Kira @kirambaker]

Dear Pinterest, I already had my wedding. I’m not sure how to tell you this but I don’t want to see anymore decor ideas or “10 things I regret not doing at my wedding” posts. Thanks a bunch.

[Kira @kirambaker]

Bless my esthetician who made me realise I can have eyebrows that are visible in photos…good heavens am I grateful for her

[Kira @kirambaker]

Saturday mornings sleeping in with your husband except instead of cute and cuddling it’s you with only a foot of space in the bed and him sprawled out with his elbow dug into your face and snoring 💕
— based on a true story

[Kira @kirambaker]

Ah man I love everything about marriage

[Kira @kirambaker]

@HumansNoContext Groceries 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Kira @kirambaker]

Waiting for wedding photos truly is a form of torture

[Kira @kirambaker]

I really wish my oven just turned off the timer went so I could just go have a nap and not wait forty minutes for my timer to go first

[Kira @kirambaker]

Them: why is my kid always sick I don’t understand it
Their kid: *licks entire length of slide*

[Kira @kirambaker]

Will is having a hurricane day bachelor party. He just sent me a photo of himself. He’s drinking a massive amount of pop out of one of my flower vases. What 😂

[Kira @kirambaker]

Listen…”wife” is a term I’m going to like. “Miss to Mrs”…a bit cringe and idk about being referred to as a Mrs yet. But “Mrs. Baker”? That’s gonna make me sound old. 😅

[Kira @kirambaker]

On today’s episode of “Groceries Are Expensive and I Can’t Afford Them”: all I’ve eaten today is lasagna and chocolate cookies. Not like, I’ve only had one meal and that was it. No, no. I’ve had lasagna and multiple cookies for every meal.

[Kira @kirambaker]

@introvertsmemes I would tell you but I really don’t want to talk to anybody right now

[Kira @kirambaker]

I’m sorry if my entire social media presence is either Will, wedding, or both. But I’m obsessed with him and like to show him off, my wedding planning is taking over my life, and I have no identity outside of the two at the moment so please just enjoy MORE photos of us. Thanks 😘

[Kira @kirambaker]

If one more person asks me how wedding planning is going…I will respond in a friendly and polite way but in my head I might be cursing a bit

[Kira @kirambaker]

The amount of times I delete the DoorDash app because I can’t afford it and then redownload it a day later is honestly pathetic and embarrassing anyone else relate

[Kira @kirambaker]

@imm0rtalityy 😂😂 it’s the same story practically every night too lol. Like, don’t tell me it’s fine because you can “function normally” on four hours of sleep and then take a three hour nap the next day 😂😂

[Kira @kirambaker]

POV: it’s 3am, you wake up, your fiancé is wide awake still going strong at Mario Kart. He’s talking to the tv and you don’t know whether to be annoyed or comforted by his voice (because you love him and it’s kinda cute but also it’s 3am??? Like go to sleep?)