Kirk Hall

Frustrated artist, Angry white male

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Kill all niggers

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Fuck u

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Put torchys tacos diablo sauce on a dog turd....I'm gonna eat it.
#Justsayin

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Decided to try s&m...so i brushed my teeth and chugged some orange juice..#selfloathing

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

In a past life i was a monkey named Jojo that danced for nickels and got drunk on mouthwash...
#pastlife

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Damn! dropped beluga caviar on the floor of my Bentley...nope, just throwing up a convenience store burrito and rum on the city bus
#Drunkie

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Smoking cat food does NOT get you high...
#justsayin

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Watching pigeons get it on....must be nice
#Birdporn #stfrancisofassisi

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Sit down outside for a bit...befriended a cat, a squirrel, and some doodle bugs.
#Stfrancisofassisi

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Music is a demon that rues my life...... I will die with a song in my head....

[College Kid @BobBeIcher]

Take your age. Subtract it by your age. That's how many fucks I give.

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

In a past life I was a Buddhist ferret named Alfred. I was studying for my doctorate in physics and could burp the alphabet.
#pastlife

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

The exciting thing about barrio fireworks...you never know what they are or where they're coming from, but they will come.
#duckandcover

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

In a past life, I WAS the brightest Crayon in the box! The grey crayon hated me, Out of jealousy, he had me sharpened to nothing.
#pastlife

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

In a past life I was a travelling one armed ventriloquist named Bobo, with a dummy named "Earl"...He ate my eyes out in my sleep.
#pastlife

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

test

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

46th birthday... mom tells me to "eff" off and stinkbombs the motel room from the bathroom.
#twistedbirthday

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Yo,Traffic Jesus, you're not saving anyone, driving 10 mph slower than everyone else. Pop out the Woodstock 8-track and drive.
#effinhippie

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

I just love the 40,000 man made pot holes (aka, manhole covers) the city of Austin has in place on our city streets!
#needanalignment

[Kirk Hall @kirkh67]

Written in the dirt on my car..."wash me" and a crudely drawn penis. I get "wash me", but why the penis?
#gayvandals #wtf