Dr. Lexus

You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Thank you, Tulsi, for documenting Dr. Fauci's central role in causing the COVID-19 pandemic — among the most consequential crimes in human history.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

She joined her friends on the lake to see the northern lights. An illegal alien, released by Chicago Democrats, not once, but twice, shot her in the back.
She bled to death on the concrete.

Democrats are a cancer.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

This post is for the British mothers who message me and cry in DMs.

Not metaphorically.
Actually cry.

Because Casey confirmed what you always knew,
and still nothing feels safe yet.

You are not hysterical.
You are not racist for wanting your daughter home before dark.
You are not extreme for reading the audit on a school night.

You are a mother in a country that took sixteen years to write down what happened to other people's daughters.

I am a father in Japan.

I would not accept this for my child.

I do not accept it for yours either.

Keep messaging me if you must.

I will keep speaking until you can speak without fear.

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

Landon says the USA reaches the quarterfinals. 🇺🇸 How far do you think they'll go? Bet team futures now on FanDuelLandon says the USA reaches the quarterfinals. 🇺🇸 How far do you think they'll go? Bet team futures now on FanDuel.

[Ilya Shapiro @ishapiro]

It’s funny how some Americans say they’re so embarrassed to live here and people coming for the World Cup are like “I just ate a hot dog at a gas station. This is the greatest country on earth”
H/t @jordylancaster

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

This is what total weakness looks like..

The Italian PM Giorgia Meloni took to social media to say that she did not Beg President Trump for a Photo, and she doesn’t understand why Trump behaves like this with his allies

She is getting absolutely WRECKED by her own fellow citizens calling her a traitor to the US, and how she didn’t do jack shit when it came to Iran, but she will send countless funds and missiles to Ukraine.

https://t.co/TLLX1TAkuZ

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Elon was right about Fauci for years, and Democrats attacked him relentlessly for saying it.

His famous pronouns, “Prosecute/Fauci,” weren’t a mild criticism. They were a declaration of where he believed accountability should lead.

Now, with the new Fauci-related files released by Tulsi Gabbard, Musk has been vindicated.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Eureka!! Hope you all are enjoying the World Cup

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

At this rate Freddy - after gaining 20 pounds - will be flying back to Germany on the back of a bald eagle, shooting an AR-15 while drinking Miller Lite, flanked by F-35s streaming red, white, and blue across the sky while Free Bird is playing from the heavens.

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥🤣 THE SCOTTISH ARE DRINKING ALL THE BEER IN BOSTON LOL

“We have never seen anything like it. The White Bull Tavern… they drank the place dry… all that was left was BUDLIGHT” - Bar Managers

Even the Scots won’t drink Bud Light. It’s true they are assimilating to America perfectly.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: UK police have RELEASED the man on bail who threw a 3-YEAR-OLD into a crocodile enclosure in an attempted murder

And they STILL have not identified him

ABSOLUTELY UNREAL! The UK has too many traitors in power!

The boy is STILL fighting for his life 🙏🏻

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

The Stadium Wave Spell

I went to an American baseball game.

I understood the field.

I understood the ball.

I understood the hot dog man shouting meat into the sky.

Then the crowd began doing something I was not prepared for.

One section stood up.

Then sat down.

Then the next section stood up.

Then sat down.

Then the next.

Then the next.

A human wave moved around the stadium.

Thousands of people.

Perfect timing.

No conductor.

No whistle.

No visible commander.

Just civilians suddenly becoming one large organism with nachos.

I froze.

This was not cheering.

This was crowd sorcery.

The wave approached our section.

A child next to me yelled,

“Get ready!”

Get ready?

For what?

Impact?

Judgment?

Public choreography?

I stood too early.

Nobody else stood.

I sat down immediately.

A man behind me laughed.

“Almost, buddy.”

Almost?

I had failed the spell.

The wave came closer.

The child raised one hand like a battlefield captain.

“Not yet.”

I nodded.

“Understood.”

“Not yet.”

I gripped my seat.

“Now!”

I stood.

Too late.

The wave had already passed.

I was just a man standing alone with mustard on his sleeve.

The child looked disappointed.

That hurt more than losing a duel.

He said,

“You gotta feel it.”

Feel it.

America had hidden timing inside the crowd.

In Japan, if thousands of people move together, there is usually rehearsal, instruction, or a train station involved.

In America, a stadium full of strangers can become a dragon because someone in section 214 got bored.

The wave came again.

This time I watched.

Left side rising.

Middle rising.

My section approaching.

The child whispered,

“Wait…”

The crowd lifted.

“Wait…”

My soul left my body.

“NOW!”

I stood.

Perfect.

For one second, I was not foreign.

I was not confused.

I was not NyanChuu alone in a baseball stadium.

I was one hair on the back of a giant American beast.

Then I sat down.

The child nodded.

“Better.”

Better.

I had received promotion from the small commander.

The wave continued around the stadium.

People cheered.

Beer survived.

Nachos survived.

Somehow, democracy survived.

By the third wave, I was addicted.

I began judging other sections.

Too slow.

Too lazy.

Strong effort from the upper deck.

Excellent rise near left field.

This is how America gets you.

First you fear the ritual.

Then you join it.

Then you become disappointed in strangers who do not perform it correctly.

Conclusion:

The stadium wave is not entertainment.

It is a spell that turns thousands of seated Americans into one moving creature.

NyanChuu will return to the ballpark.

Next time, I will not wait for instructions.

I will feel the beast approaching, rise with the people, and never again shame my eight-year-old commander.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇵🇹 Portugal fans stayed behind after the match in Houston stadium area to clean up their section.

Japan set the standard and now everyone else is trying to catch up.

Writer: Julie

[Elsa @elsathora]

I’ve traveled to every continent on earth, there is nowhere like the USA

The standard of living, the opportunities, the safety, the freedom

You don’t realise how lucky you are, so many of you take what you have for granted

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

What on earth are the police doing ?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A Canadian messaged me last week.

He said: I agree with everything you post.
I cannot say any of it at work.

I asked: what would happen if you did?

He said: reported to HR. Investigated. Probably let go.

He lives in Canada.
Not China. Not Russia.
Canada.

So yes.
A Japanese account in Tokyo will keep posting.
Until he can say it himself again.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The Second Amendment has now proven to be the most essential clause in the entire American constitution.