Hannah the Kirkman

Finland

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@moemshuda #restingbitchface strikes again

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FACT. Billy goats can only swim backwards.

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People who deliberately drink light beer. Smh...

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@gingerface222 Dude, she was freakin flying.

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@gingerface222 That WAS your truck!

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People who don't know how to use chopsticks... smh.

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I doubt your bushy bearded boyfriend's name is baby. Please address him by his name for the sake of everyone having to listen to you.

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The urge to binge watch Frontline is strong

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I could be sober in two hours.... if I worked on it.

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And Grandma just called gays an abomination... #MerryChristmas

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Lol and one of the Canadians is a parole office!xD I love this night

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The best night ever that's what It is!! #canadians

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Smoking and drinking with my mom and Canadians. What is this night.

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"You guys, I sat on so much beer tonight."
-@alexa_bryner

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@lobarz @eskimohn there ARE six people... and you complain about a grammatically incorrect poster... tsk tsk.

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@lobarz @eskimohn why is homework being done at a festivus holiday party?...

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Dear professors,
If it's not cited, it's because I fucking said it.
Sincerely,
A college student with a brain

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@CallMe_Case Casie, you so sassy.

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Things to end in this world:
1. Hunger
2. Genocide
3. People taking pictures of their Starbucks

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Been a lot of Canadians coming into work tonight and none of them have married me yet. What the eff.