hhhhhhorcy

Estoy más evolucionada que tú.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

♫ Head, shoulders, teeth & tendrils, teeth & tendrils / & eyes & eyes & eyes & eyes / Head, shoulders, teeth & tendrils, teeth & tendrils ♫

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Gonna need you to finish your story real quick so i can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause i’m in it

[hhhhhhorcy @kirstyandreseen]

@aPantojo Ha merecido la pena meterme en twitter para ver esto

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Serious question, is Piglet wearing a romper or is that just his body?

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Guys, we only rate dogs. This is quite clearly a bulbasaur. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 human used pet, it's super effective

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you." TERRY PRATCHETT

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*jesus givs u bread*
this is my body
*jesus givs u wine*
this is my blood
*jesus puts ur hand in soggy noodles*
and these r my BRAAAINS ooOO

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

april fool im a cat no im not (i a bird)

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

Tfw it takes you five decades to notice Mediterranean means the middle of the world.

[indi el silencioso @indigenica]

Estoy on fire, de esto que te tocas el culo de manera sugerente y haces como que quema.

[Lali @Lalibretilla]

LO LO LAND

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

damn boy are you a constitutional crisis bc you came a lot sooner than I expected

[hhhhhhorcy @kirstyandreseen]

@pipilatrenzas yo y mis 28 grados a las 9 de la noche te saludamos 🙆

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

if i could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, i would. i am very lonely

[hhhhhhorcy @kirstyandreseen]

@JuanBB94 Joder, con el porculo que da @alseward con los años bisiestos me sorprende mucho. Eres muy retra.

[hhhhhhorcy @kirstyandreseen]

@JelenRodriguez tu siempre estas guapa mi amol