David Kiser

Husband | Father | Recreation Manager | EMU ‘15 ⚾️ 🏉 🥊🌳⛰🏕

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Ultimate dad win when you’re 3 year old wants a regular cup but you convince her to use the one with the lid because it’s a “pretty pink” and she drops it within 3 minutes of getting it

[44 Pro @44ProCustom]

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[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Marcus Mariota is going to be a pro bowl level qb this year

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

*driving home from Mackenzie's basketball camp*

Mackenzie: How much longer til we're home?
Me: 10 minutes
Mackenzie: 1...2... 3.. 4..
Me: Those are seconds. You would need to count to 10, 60 times
*she proceeds to count to 10, 60 times then 20 more because we weren't home yet*

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Mackenzie calls Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Nightmare

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

@tmccullock19

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Who says no?

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

@TalkinYanks 3B Donaldson R
CF Judge R
1B Rizzo L
RF Stanton R
2B LeMahieu R
LF Gallo L
DH Torres R
C Higashioka R
SS Kiner-Falefa R

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

There may not be another highlight reel on the planet like @BoJackson's @AuburnFootball tape.

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Update:

C- Keibert S
1B- Bell S
2B- Cesar S
3B- Kieboom/Garcia R/L
SS - Alcides R
LF - Schwarber L
CF- Robles/Lane R/R
RF - Soto L
DH - Cruz R

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Here's my wish list for the @Nationals for 2022

C - Keibert S
1B - Bell S
2B - Garcia L
3B - Villar S
SS - Baez R
LF - Schwarber L
CF - Lane Thomas R
RF - Soto L
DH - Cruz R

Pitchers

Stephen Strasburg
Marcus Stroman
Josiah Gray
Joe Ross
Patrick Corbin

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

@ufc should do striking only matches

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Then and now.

RT to vote @ZachLaVine for #NBAAllStar!

1 RT = 2 Votes! Let’s make him a STARTER.

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

She would have turned 100 on January 17 😢

[TMZ @TMZ]

Betty White has died at age 99. https://t.co/vbkrBwyj9U

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Sam Howell is going to be a problem in the NFL

[UNC Barstool @UNCBarstool]

Sam Howell still built different

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

@Nationals could have a top of the lineup of Trea, Soto, Rendon, Harper and Schwarber if they would have held on to everyone. Obviously they probably could not afford it but it would be a fierce lineup

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Home Runs Since June 12:

Kyle Schwarber - 13
Marlins - 13
Phillies - 13
Dodgers - 12
Mets - 12
Tigers - 12
Royals - 11
Brewers - 10
Pirates - 10
Reds - 9
White Sox 7
Cardinals - 6
Dbacks - 6

@kschwarb12 // #NATITUDE

[ESPN @espn]

Drew Robinson with his first home run of the season 👏 @Drewrobbb

Incredible.

(via @RiverCats) https://t.co/bs7MOuHt1h

[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

Y'all let me know when the lawsuit is because I'm getting in on that

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

In light of current market volatility, we are restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only, including $AMC and $GME. Read more here.

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[David Kiser @kise_daddy]

@MLB @nlkiser7 sadness