KiSam

I am he....

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[KiSam @kissykayus]

@shreyanshb09 @MKBHD Thinking the same thing. Had just started watching it.

[MTN Uganda @mtnug]

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[LEYE @leyeConnect]

There is a human process in creativity that cannot be prompted away.

[MTN Uganda @mtnug]

Happening now at @EntebbeClub1901 🌍⛳️

The #MTNMonthlyTee is in full swing as we plant trees and play our part for the Earth, one round of golf at a time.

Great shots. Green fairways. A greener future.

#MTNGolf

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The longer you work in corporate, the more you realize …Urgent is a feeling, not a fact

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

I cant stand these millennial tech companies with these 'cute' nonsense names like "granola" or "clay." if I had a company youd see me calling that shit the American Computing Corporation. National Electron. United Tabulation. thats a name with some chest hair

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Messaging apps need to standardise whether pressing "enter" creates a new line or just sends the fucking unfinished message.

[97FM Radiocity @97fmRadiocity]

The man, the myth, the legend @Kamali_21

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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[John | 🇵🇷 @SchwayJohn]

Omg he is Kendall Roy 😭

[Justin Elze @HackingLZ]

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

[Uganda Advertising Association - UAA @UAA_Uganda]

The Uganda Advertising Association EXCO had an amazing time at @tbwa_uganda — one of the most award-winning creative agencies 🎉.
Speaking about the awards,big ideas on training the industry and growing UAA membership, the conversations were nothing short of inspiring!

We’re on a roll, visiting more agencies to listen, learn, and spark stronger partnerships across the industry 💡🤝.

👉 Check out https://t.co/3ObPvBK5gT and https://t.co/6dxIFNqJ0Y for all the details!

[KiSam @kissykayus]

@Queenlaakeli Tema enyonta, right?

[Najjits @najjits]

@albertmuc @mtnug @Itegule @SusanKayemba Thank you Albert Mucunguzi. It was a pleasure and an honor to work along side you and the team at @tbwa_uganda . You are the wizards who turn crazy ideas into brilliant realities. Your hard work and dedication impacts lives daily. #KeepDisrupting

[KiSam @kissykayus]

@bamulanzeki Show off!

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"So you have 36k in credit card debt and another 200k in unpaid student loans?"

"Yes, Dave."

"And you just spent $690 on soap called Sydney Sweeney's bathwater?"

"That's correct, Dave."

[Mun*G @MunGmato]

Atee what’s happening here👀 oba I take it home?

[KiSam @kissykayus]

@nimusiima Yes we will, bathing in the tears of Arsenal fans.