Bruce Wayne

sarcasm and sass, that’s basically all i have to offer aside from the occasional “i want lobster” tweet.

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

hey @elonmusk i tried reaching you on threads but… anyway, why am i waiting for over an hour for tesla support with no call back option??

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

@ce3Freeman No because my kids are with child care all day and you only have to do bath and bedtime TODAY cuz they coming with me tomorrow so stop ya lies 😂

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

I have heard so much conflicting information about the Karmelo Anthony case idk what actually happened. That being said, guilt or not that jury was unconstitutional. A black person with an all white jury is not a jury of their peers. He was convicted before trial even started.

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

@Zoya_ki_batein You could not pay me to have a make gyno

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

@hy_wemmy Add of better pic of yall to his comments. Obviously his photo was old and you were unrecognizable. ☺️

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable

[kaiju #10 @ce3Freeman]

Can we talk about how a diaper rash can literally bankrupt you? 💸

My daughter has a serious one right now and I just went through 10 diapers in under an hour. Between the wipes, the cream, and the constant changes, this feels like a legitimate recession indicator. 📉🍼 #parenting #recession #dadlife

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Is Nicki on a coke crash out?? What is happening

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Now I remember why I stay off twitter.

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

@ce3Freeman I’m pretty sure the Woah Vicki beef started with her calling Vicki out for saying the n word. And I think she got into with her mom for saying it too.

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

@Just1Box @Tesla I’ll try that thank you !

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Anyone else having issues with their iPhone @Tesla widget being a black square??

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

I love watching @_TJWatt play but I think I love watching @JJWatt proudly live tweet even more 🥰

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Kendrick dropping not like us video on the 4th like a real nigga!!

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

The ability to repeat a song FIVE+ times and the audience be equally hype EVERY TIME needs to be studied

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Happy Father’s Day!!

[kaiju #10 @ce3Freeman]

@kitaboo_x3 did her thang this Father’s Day

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

The worst part about getting professional photos is waiting to see the end results 😫

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Not a commercial repeat during the Super Bowl …ghetto

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Not Usher hitting the Kappa shimmy 👀😍

[Bruce Wayne @kitaboo_x3]

Is it just me or are the commercials not hitting like they usually do??