kachow🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️

dark woke.

6 years on 💉 | 4 years post 🔪🪡

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"

[Mrs Millicent: Serial Wife Kisser ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

The pond is exclusively for women and the women who maintain it all voted to keep it trans women inclusive.

Sex matters, being a predominantly male group, doesn't like this.

[novasoup @novasoupONLINE]

My game development club leader is making a 3D platformer and there's a room in it that is exactly this. He included a texture of this image on the wall as a poster lol

[Simon Harkness @SimonHarknesstv]

Me when my wife says shall we get a Chinese #traitors

[Alam @bahauddinalam]

-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

[kachow🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ @kitchenspork]

@ActualNames1 all timer

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Prudence Fagotard

United States, Census, 1860

[frye @___frye]

it’s been an honor using the computer with you all

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.

[Jessie ☭ of Jessietwt @leperfectsell]

EIGHT people have @'ed the fbi bro it's after 5pm Kash Patel already blacked out

[c ♡ @skinofmyteeths]

i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME

[Cat @CatInShambles]

human's hand is moving under the blanket. it must be stopped

[🎀みょずちゃん🎀 @myoz_chan]

【お知らせ】

僕の肛門にもPHPを使用していたことが判明したため、緊急メンテナスを行いましたが間に合いませんでした。肛門の鍵穴に侵入され500g程のうんちが漏洩してしまいました。申し訳ございません。

[kachow🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ @kitchenspork]

@ANGELONOANGELO @bcr003 @_QCAI @nypost "I'm all about love" LMAOOOOOOO no hate like Christian love eh

[chase @_chase_____]

where does marie condo stand on shoving a bunch of shit in ur closet and then closing the door

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

getting drunk everyday is awesome when you don’t have an idiot in your ear talking about how it makes you an alcoholic

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Oh my goodness this has to be right.

Instead of generating a random 256-bit number they generated a random number between 0 and 256.

That’s how they got 4, 66, 155, 156, 230 and 237.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.