shmoop

clout scientist

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

ex gf: Ur wanted. 1 million credits. body mods cant save u this time

I teleport behind her: Im sorry its come to this

(She spins but im rapidly teleporting around her)

Her: I love you

I stop: Ive alw-

A bullet to my brain kills me instantly as she begins to weep: damn fool..

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sometimes this is breakfast

[abortion sanctuary @turbo_fetus]

give me a footjob if i’m wrong but ain’t 1+1=3 ?

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

if an old head overhears u talking abt sex they’ll start giving u advice and drawing up plays like an nba coach

[wint @dril]

One ass pic per month. Thats it. Look at any more than that and you will go crazy

[abortion sanctuary @turbo_fetus]

two gfs at the carnival call that affair

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

king

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

Babe I promise I’m only having 3(irty) beers tonight

[Oneohtrix Point sometimes :/ @jobscantfindme]

BREAKING: grimace is dead

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

taste like fuckin shit @Elfbar

[shmoop @kiteman420]

@IzaiahDokpa I gotta believe that sale of Tidal was bigger than him trying to come up with some quick cash, but who knows

[shmoop @kiteman420]

banger alert on converge🚨

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Flight Of The Conchords - Beautiful Girl (Part time model)

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Midwest Hip Hop - MWHH 117-Part 3

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Midwest Hip Hop - MWHH 117-Part 2

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Midwest Hip Hop - MWHH 117-Part 1