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MAN

[Noah Fence 🤷‍♂️ @FOLDTOP]

@Indikur He prolly woke up the day after like
"DAMN That was some good dope! I was so high I thought Cookie came to save me."

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The Lake Manassas HOA is aware of the current events in the Orient. Code Enforcement & Security are standing by to protect the community from any threat, particularly Iranian strikes. Please provision tinned food and syrup of ipecac (CRBN first aid)

Ethel B.

[debo @killmefam]

Homeland security just said they going to be blowing up fat people with C4 explosives

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

One day, God willing, I will see an Anime so good that I make it my avatar to the world which I use to discuss the finer points of Eugenics.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Fuck this anti-free speech shit. I’m moving to the UK

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Going in my son’s lunch box tomorrow.

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

@Shigu34 I go to the strip club for more feminist, gayer reasons than you do

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

In 2008, when Epstein plead guilty to procuring a child for prostitution, I bet he had a change of heart. That explains the hidden recording devices in his house that taped everything: To hold himself accountable. But sadly, the guilt caught up with him alone in that small, cold cell. I stand with this administration. Let Jeffrey rest in peace.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

I’m the guy who builds the OS for smart TVs. People keep telling me I should “make something that can handle opening one app, any app” but that hasn’t changed my mind. We stay the course

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Got in an Uber and the driver told me that J Edgar Hoover was a closeted gay man and that JFK & MLK found out and made fun of him for it and that’s why the FBI had them killed. 5 stars

[2late4sea2early4space @ProudPatriot677]

@AFpost It’s not that he said to turn left it’s the way he said it.

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

Get me to God’s country

[MajoraZ @Majora__Z]

@FilledwithUrine I like the implication that a constant stream of y2k pop music is what keeps it alive

[not enemies @xbane1998x]

you are not crashing out white boy you are losing your marbles

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[joe shmö @joeatreides1]

@JohnHinckley20 They can’t keep getting away with it John

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health