Kat

Professional nap taker.
Bi. she/her.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[Logan McMillen 🇨🇺 🇻🇪 🇵🇸 @South_Gradient]

If a colleague ever approaches you to talk about how X, Y, Z thing has changed since childhood and is now 1000% worse, more expensive, and socially toxic, 9 times out of 10 it’s because private equity got involved and turned it into an “industry.”

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Patriarchy: If you don't want an unplanned pregnancy, keep your legs closed.
Women: ... that's not... You know what? Fine.
Patriarchy: Also, pick better men. Stop dating as*holes and deadbeats.
Women: On it.

<male loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates enter the chat>

Patriarchy: NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

AND I DON’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT THEY’D UNDERSTAND WHEN EVERYTHING’S MEANT TO BE BROKEN I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AMMMMMM

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Ghislaine Maxwell is a convicted child sex trafficker. She gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

This is the way forward. Ban AI-generated visual art, ban AI music, ban photorealistic AI images of people. Shame corporations that platform and promote AI “artists.” Support human writing and human art.

[square ❤️ (Wishlist GUILT TRIP! NOW!) @Honkadoi]

I'm not a homestuck fan so perhaps it's not my place to comment but literally what the fuck is going on

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

it’s literally a labubu. no like it’s a monchichi. no but like it’s a smiski. it’s literally a heebie. look at my new poob. you should buy a dippy.

[H @fantomregret]

I would have been here in 2004 if I wasn’t six years old

[B @itgirIb]

i started my 20s over at 28 cause the past 5 years been so shitty after covid. i’m 23 again til i feel like being my real age. no i won’t be explaining

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The old year is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time for silly hats.

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

One of my coworkers got me a jar of pickles for Christmas and said "well when we order lunch and it comes with pickles you get really excited so..." this is one of the most thoughtful gifts I've ever gotten? Also unwilling to feel shame for pickle excitement try as you might.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Me in my Me in my
fall outfit fall outfit
at 8am at 3pm

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

you guys are excelling in your careers, finding life partners, staying healthy, and saving money?

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Today is the only day you can Retweet this

Fullmetal Alchemist × Mean Girls memes [ A Thread 🧵 ]