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cool dude

[✨ash✨ @kittenbich]

me: “i don’t want anyone to spend a crazy amount on an engagement ring, like get me a ring pop even....” also me: “if i am not proposed to in italy under the stars during a candlelit dinner u sir do not desErve me”

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@Philly95562233 @taetaesie @ma1ybe Awww congrats. Your experience with this ONE woman has taught you that ALL women are making excuses. 🙄Hormones impact every woman differently. I have PCOS, ADHD and autism and my period has made me feel literally suicidal. Everyone has diff factors impacting their experiences.

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nugget prices are outta control !!!

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So fucking lame to always be the one showing up for people but not getting the same energy back. Literally EXHAUSTING

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I can't believe it's 2024 and people are still this openly racist 🤢

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Even more mid than Zendaya

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hi, someone said they forgot how short i am bc i have "tall person energy" LOL HELPPPP what does it meAn?

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today our communications specialist asked me "where are your glasses?" when we got back from break and I said "oh I only wear them when working or reading". She replied "Oh, just you have big eye bags"

pardon 💀

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truthfully there is no hope for me

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@hellolanemoore They should be doing both anyway for accessibility. Not everyone owns a phone, or has the capability of using a phone, and those people shouldn't have to rely on others. It's not hard to keep a stack of printed copies for these cases.

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Why no one ever told me I have ADHD before age 26 I will never understand

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WHO FORGETS THEIR SUIT CASE WHEN GOING ON A TRIP ME I DO god help me

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how 2 rock slicked back ponytail without looking like miss trunchbull....

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one day I will become a recluse & i truly cannot wait........

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there is literally no better duo than brittany broski & trixie mattel

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my life is a joke dude

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holidays are just a nice reminder that pretty much no one really knows me or cares abt me all that much tbh

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@TyranasarusLex @danascullyhoe @elizamclamb My flow is non-existent to so light that I haven't even had to use a tampon in years and I'm only 27. I don't consider this a brag since I likely won't be able to have children if ever I want to... Just sayin!

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It's so crazy that there are ppl out there who actually like themselves... huh ??

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I hate being a woman so much lmao plEASE if I get diagnosed with one more shitty hormonal disorder I'm going to scrEam

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Not Sandy 😭

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@zillaknows This happened to me last year. Her husband actually died unexpectedly the day before my appointment 😓

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Tbh... I don't care abt ur baby