Lottii

professional secret keeper / cat lady / scientist

[Lottii @kittenicorn]

Family moto: https://t.co/4WaBay7Lab

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Oh dear” - Translation: Everything’s ruined beyond repair

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Really not a fan of this timeline.

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*hates self in British*

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I should really listen to my period tracking app. It notified me: be kind to yourself today, you might feel emotional or moody. I was like “pffft whatever”. Next minute I’m hurting my own feelings and crying 😐 ffs

[Lottii @kittenicorn]

The three words to my heart “the kettles on”

[elusive christid @Poetron5000]

There's definitely worse places to be then my brain. I just feel like I should know my way around better after all this time?

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Apparently I now get 100% of my validation from strangers on tiktok.

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@lorieway Ahh good to know. Maybe worth a go. Should probably eat something that isn’t beige or wine

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@lorieway @billieeilish Omg I’m in love with her 😍

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Note to self: it doesn’t matter how many greens you shove into one meal, it won’t negate all the chocolate you’ve binged the last week

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Not to brag but today I cooked the right amount of pasta. So basically killin’ it at life 🥳

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@lorieway

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@lorieway I posted it on air tasker. I can pass on the deets for my guy. He might be able to do it

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Definitely did not need judgement for how many parcels I was receiving from my postie.

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Is making myself a hot chocolate the solution to all my white girl problems? Results to come

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@lorieway Thank you ❤️ we’ll catch up soon! I’ve had a terribly busy few weeks 😔

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@lorieway Yassss!! 😸 freedom is coming so let’s organise coffee or a drink!

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@lorieway Badass!