Carb enthusiasts HQ

Very hungry Austrian person, writer and new mum. Lover of cats, carbs and Carinthia.

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@WholesomeMeme "Shame. Shame. Shame."

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@elhotzo In Österreich kam das generelle Rauchverbot im Gastgewerbe 2019. Die Wirte waren überzeugt, dass es das jetzt war mit den Gasthäusern. Dann kamm COVID.

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@MaxiMumMother @akaWACA Exactly! That's why we have tons of Hitler statues in Austria and Germany.

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@image_origins "Try and lose some weight!"

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@impossiblyeve

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@wikivictorian The good thing is, you can shorten it and wear it again

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@HollyStallcup On Christmas eve were allowed to play with my mom's nativity scene and use our own Legos and Playmobil figurines. Baby Jesus drove my brother's tractor and took all the sheep with him.

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@evergreenqveen The divorce force?

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@FionaMattatall Feliz Navidad is so annoying

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@lovechazelle What's the movie?

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@JM85TBJTML @lovechazelle I would say Golden Years

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@NoContextBrits I don't get it, I don't see a ramp to the front part, so you can't even park there?

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@spuuky Same in most of Europe.

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@AdamCSharp Do roosters next, please 😅

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@AdamCSharp I tried to think about a German variant but apparently we're not positive enough. This only works as a negation: Es ist nicht das Gelbe vom Ei. ("It's not the yellow of the egg.")

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@sarahradz_ My brother gave me (f) snacks for my birthday and I was so happy!

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@AlaskanKate I have a friend who uses a wheelchair and she loves cruises. She gets a more spacious cabin to accommodate her chair, but for the regular price.
Other than that I can't fathom how anyone would enjoy cruises. It's like an enormous hotel but take it and all guests everywhere

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@eliciadonze ...and I spent half a night to correct them

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@eliciadonze I became a translator because someone published a horrible translation of my favorite U2 song

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@oocsitcoms Any musical episode of any show.
The Friends episode with the holiday armadillo. Ross yells every word and that voice is just too much.