kitt

“livin la video loca; comme si comme ça, ya know what I mean?”

[kitt @kitticarus]

@Ticketmaster would love to know what I could possibly have been doing wrong, thanks

[kitt @kitticarus]

@Ticketmaster who is getting Taylor Swift tickets, because it's not me, and I've tried about 60 times with means I thought were legitimate (capital one presale) but something always happens to not let me purchase. Such a funny joke. These are just some of the problems.

[kitt @kitticarus]

so ummmm what are you all doing for #dogeday like what’s the plan plz let me know #doge

[kitt @kitticarus]

@GovMLG also, who has time for a 90+ min shopping excursion with two kids?

[kitt @kitticarus]

@GovMLG is it really safer to have folks waiting anywhere from 30-75 mins in a line with others than to be inside the store? If there is a contagious person, I will be near them for up to an hour instead of just maybe passing them in the store? Help me understand how this works

[kitt @kitticarus]

@oopsgoth What are your favorite boss colors?

[kitt @kitticarus]

@Michelle4NM

[Keli @DavidsonKeli]

Can the house pass a bill that would require APS to serve meals that are nutritionally valuable, &capable of powering a kids brain for the duration of the school day? APS provides trash food full of sugar &carbs &expects kids to preform at high levels behaviorally &academically

[kitt @kitticarus]

@ElKeenster Awww shoot. I’m almost finished with 14, trying to savor the last bits. Let me know how it’s going for you! It gets a lot better

[kitt @kitticarus]

@ElKeenster You’ve read WOT?!

[Kylie @kylieorileyd]

I don’t think that @PopeyesChicken knows what “soon” means...

[kitt @kitticarus]

So which part of the sandwich is Popeye’s out of, exactly?

[kitt @kitticarus]

lock broken on luitreenie bathroom @HaileeSteinfeld #HondaCivicTour also looking for hotdog

[kitt @kitticarus]

@RelatableQuote @thefakederek @kylieorileyd

[kitt @kitticarus]

People are selling "eclipse glasses" on the street. $10 for a pair, and they'll throw in a fidget spinner. You may also go blind.

[kitt @kitticarus]

If someone breaks into my car tonight I know that all they are going to take is my set of eclipse glasses. 🙄🙈😖😎

[kitt @kitticarus]

@CarlsbadUpdate don't forget to keep tweeting

[kitt @kitticarus]

@Darthmoney forgot how funny this is

[kitt @kitticarus]

Their license plates plates should say LUV2BRGL but there are too many letters and they probably don't have license plates

[kitt @kitticarus]

They keep burgling

[kitt @kitticarus]

All the abq criminals love to burgle