Shadowcat

X-Man. Teacher. Mutant. Back from 🚀. | Marvel RP | 18+

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

Well this place sure went to Hell.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

TFW firing one Nazi from barely changes the Nazi to non-Nazi ratio at the White House.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@Mrs_Rogue “Hey Rogue. Keeping in shape?”

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

Wesley Crusher has never stopped saving lives. https://t.co/aX60RTJJgK

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

Damnit.

This is why Hank should have double checked my time travel math. https://t.co/a8oovCnjtb

[Sarah Mare @AlienVocalist]

You're too late... https://t.co/kzdD4GOhRj

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

Hey everyone I’ve come from the future. @realDonaldTrump is going to run for President and win. We have to vote for @HillaryClinton.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@DJTibbitts @tomtomorrow I’d blame a Skrull if it was me.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

We weren’t silly enough to vote him in as President. https://t.co/hKpP7LmnYH

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@Travisfaction all the seeing.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

I am not. She dies more often and has more boyfriends. https://t.co/2ED8Q3QhUm

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

He’s like a dumb @RealTonyStark.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

If the President did have a time machine I think he’d just use it to go back in time and strike out with Marilyn Monroe.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

I’m glad the White House retroactively saved us from the Holocaust with a time machine.

Oh they just forgot it happened? Well Damnit.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

UNITED: eat these nickels
MAN: no
CNN: BREAKING: Man Beaten For Not Eating Nickels On Flight
WHITE GUY ON TWITTER: shoulda eaten the nickels

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@AmazingSpiderMn Test.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@AmazingSpiderMn Waves

[CM Stan* @TheCMStan]

Okay, now they're making it super difficult for me to pick a favorite. #SpiderManHomecoming

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

@UltimteSpiderMn @AmazingSpiderMn Fifteen? Well I guess in today's world that means you've done everything under the sun.

[Shadowcat @Kitty_Pryde__]

When I grow up I want to be Tina Fey. #GoldenGIobes