Dear Millennials,
One in four Tweets I might post qualifies for the response, "OK, Boomer." So instead, I withhold the Tweet, and just say "OK, Boomer” to myself, thereby sparing you the obligation to reply, and me from cross-generational humiliation.
OK, Millennials?
@ATVIAssist
I've done everything I can think of and I'm still getting the
"You have been disconnected from the Call of Duty Modern Warfare servers. Please try again or visit (support website)"
Error code is 984694
7 seasons, 160 episodes, 125 threatening texts, 10 A’s, and too many lies to count
On July 27, we have to say goodbye to Pretty Little Liars on Netflix in the US. You have six weeks to rewatch but if you want to go all Mona on it, it’ll take 6 days & 16 hrs to watch it in one go
I do usually post about sports, but WE WON!!! We won the Stanley Cup for the first time in franchise history! The Blues were last when the season started and the Bruins were looking for they’re seventh win, but… https://t.co/cHw438XUxa
me: so you want to give me a bunch of shit in exchange for my soul?
satan: yup
me: even though it’s lookin like i’m gonna be down there when i die anyway
satan: you got it
me: …are you just like bored or something? what is this?
@KristyyAC @LKHamilton Same! If it wasnt for her books, I dont think I would have ever been able to come to terms with myself. Growing up I was told sex was wrong and shameful, and anything other than vanilla missionary was a sin. LKH helped me come to terms with myself as a person.
we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money