Stephanie Kitty Sybert

I like reading, baking, bdsm, video games, music, writing, kids, cats, pizza, and shoes.

[Satan @s8n]

doctor: saves patient's life

patient: THANK GOD!

doctor: am I a joke to you?

[Laurell K. Hamilton @LKHamilton]

If anyone is feeling anxious today, it’s not just you. Hugs all around.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear Millennials,

One in four Tweets I might post qualifies for the response, "OK, Boomer." So instead, I withhold the Tweet, and just say "OK, Boomer” to myself, thereby sparing you the obligation to reply, and me from cross-generational humiliation.

OK, Millennials?

[Stephanie Kitty Sybert @kitty_sybert]

@ATVIAssist
I've done everything I can think of and I'm still getting the
"You have been disconnected from the Call of Duty Modern Warfare servers. Please try again or visit (support website)"
Error code is 984694

[Netflix @netflix]

7 seasons, 160 episodes, 125 threatening texts, 10 A’s, and too many lies to count

On July 27, we have to say goodbye to Pretty Little Liars on Netflix in the US. You have six weeks to rewatch but if you want to go all Mona on it, it’ll take 6 days & 16 hrs to watch it in one go

[Satan @s8n]

Dear humanity,

What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Laurell K. Hamilton @LKHamilton]

I do usually post about sports, but WE WON!!! We won the Stanley Cup for the first time in franchise history! The Blues were last when the season started and the Bruins were looking for they’re seventh win, but… https://t.co/cHw438XUxa

[Larry Flynt's Hustler Club St.Louis @HustlerStLouis]

🔥🔥🔥
We are excited to welcome the sexy IG @elsajeanofficial Twitter @ElsaJeanxxx to the #HustlerStLouis stage tonight! Free admission with any game ticket stub! Come down early for the best seats!
.
.
.
#hustlerclub #simplythebest #onlyathustler #stl… https://t.co/UY5EBMMIp8

[Satan @s8n]

God is a furry

[Motionless In White @MIWband]

Australia: Pre order our new album #Disguise via @ManiacsAUS online and get an exclusive CD card signed by us. Get yours here: https://t.co/duCW5oOihj

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: so you want to give me a bunch of shit in exchange for my soul?

satan: yup

me: even though it’s lookin like i’m gonna be down there when i die anyway

satan: you got it

me: …are you just like bored or something? what is this?

[Rob Walker @llamedos77]

@ThisHungryPanda @ghonmol @Maisie_Williams

[Harsh @Bhand_Engineer]

@Maisie_Williams

[Harsh @Bhand_Engineer]

@Maisie_Williams

[Stephanie Kitty Sybert @kitty_sybert]

@KristyyAC @LKHamilton Same! If it wasnt for her books, I dont think I would have ever been able to come to terms with myself. Growing up I was told sex was wrong and shameful, and anything other than vanilla missionary was a sin. LKH helped me come to terms with myself as a person.

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

The Last War.

[Stephanie Kitty Sybert @kitty_sybert]

@netflix @LuciferNetflix
Only 10 episodes.. what a tease. Hope to see a season 5 because that ending left me really sad..

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

That's it. That's the tweet.