Kris Cournoyer

I live for wine.

[Kris Cournoyer @kittycat5333]

Healthcare is slow… how do we have a 9 AM appointment and they are running more than 45 minutes late? Did you show up late? @Optum_Support

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@Kaayte_m You have plenty of time!

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@Kaayte_m And amazing that grasshopper season ended overnight… it got cold, the infestation ended.

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@Kaayte_m Tomatoes are yummy…. With some balsamic and mozzarella!!

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Stressful. Amazing. . #AZCardinals

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Titanic moment relived… #titanic #besties #livingthedream

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I can’t even be alone for a bath… #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

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What about Americans who already paid off their student loans?

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Mean thing my bf said to me yesterday.. me: “babe, thanks for putting corks in vase. My goal is to fill up the other two with corks too” bf: “and then I will check you into rehab?” #meanie

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I finished Verity in less than 24 hours… I get it. #booktok

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Mean thing my bf said to me yesterday while looking at houses online: “why are you obsessed with vaulted ceilings… you’re like five feet nothing..” #notthatshort #meanie

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Why isn’t a nap in the afternoon for adults a real thing? The days I can get a catnap in are the best days… #livingbestlife #normalizenapping

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My baby Rebel is so peaceful in the morning. I give him morning pep speech “you’re going to be best puppy ever today” and then say “let me take your picture and we’ll go play ba…”. ⚾️ #Ballislife #photofail

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Just remembering how I would get up at 10 to go out and get home about 5… now I go to bed at 10 and get up at 5… #noregrets #fortyish

[Kris Cournoyer @kittycat5333]

Should I be worried when the previews before the movie scare me? #chicken #NopeMovie

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@Kaayte_m What’s wrong with that?!?!?

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How many cats is too many cats? I have a boyfriend….

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@hreidairport … they say use the economy parking… they say it will be easy… then the shuttle driver leaves you so he can go clock out. James left us. 20 minute wait… so far.

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How many cords is too many cords @B0010John #longerbatterlife #elonhelphim

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My new friends to Twitter @Cindy7272072 and @B0010John can’t stop talking about making their first tweet… so you have to tweet them to tell them we can leave. #focus #ElonMuskTwitter