Cat Fisher

Be the lawyer your mother always wanted you to marry.

[Cat Fisher @kittycatfisher]

Please do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already.

[Cat Fisher @kittycatfisher]

@ChicagoParks @NWSChicago Will pools be open swim all day due to the heat?

[matt @mattybtweets69]

If I was a lawyer I would start doing crowd work on the jury

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

Yep, they’re still open. This is Pensacola, Florida. ❄️ @WaffleHouse

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

bagel w cream cheese gotta be like a top 20 human invention

[JIM 🥣 @longbhriste]

grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[Pasha Hyundai @CarlSwoveland]

How it feels to vote "no" on retaining every Cook County judge after doing no research

[Pusheen the cat @Pusheen]

Hold on.... let them cook ✨

[snoopy @snoopyvinyls]

this is who you’re asking to work 40 hours a week

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[snoopy @snoopyvinyls]

full of soup

[💖 @twaniimals]

she's literally just a girl

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Real

[✧ @northstardoll]

when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

hes so julia