no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore
Hey fucksticks at the New York Times. If you don’t give free access to the Mini Crossword puzzle you’re about to see January 6th on steroids at your HQ. Your choice.
“Ew why is it so juicy”
I’m sorry.
“Is that a super soaker”
I’m sorry.
“It’s a water park”
I’m sorry.
“Why does it have gorilla grip”
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.