Catie

2 beebs

[Catie @kittycayy]

My client was telling me about a douche named Nevin and I was like omg start only calling him Neville long bottom and thought it was hilarious but she didn’t get it because she’s never seen Harry Potter 😭

[Diamond the Riot ☄️ @xnikki_bhadd]

My phone has been in SOS mode for TWO hours this is UNACCEPTABLE! @Verizon I can’t even call customer service to get help. I hate this so much

[Catie @kittycayy]

I swear the easiest way for any male to make me not mad anymore is to tell me how stupid and big of an idiot they are , 100 percent works every time

[𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕵. 🥀 @babyliisaa]

This would’ve been on my MySpace page back in the day

[Catie @kittycayy]

I be watching pimple popping videos like I wouldn’t even need that annoying ass tool

[Catie @kittycayy]

@urbanwarfield So beautiful !!😍😍😍

[honeybaby @urbanwarfield]

okay but my hair!!!! @kittycayy 🫶

[Stephen Holder @HolderStephen]

The “Get Up” panel was not kind to Anthony Richardson this morning.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

going to get a lot of use out of this

[Catie @kittycayy]

One time me and a group of friends were going to a haunted house and picked up a sack before we went , get to the haunted house to roll up and smoke and there was HUMAN TEETH in the fucking sack…. Most haunting shit ever

[Catie @kittycayy]

Whenever I see people I know in public when I look terrible ( everytime because idgaf what I look like not at work majority of the time ) in my head all I can think about saying is “it’s me !! Jessica!!” And I laugh to myself 😂😂

[Catie @kittycayy]

I think I get more bothered than most people about movies and shows not being accurate .. why do I care so much lol

[Catie @kittycayy]

My first ever middle school boyfriend literally likes everything I post on fb … give it up bro it’s been almost 20 years

[Catie @kittycayy]

@urbanwarfield Lmao I quit soda for like two years and my daughter has me addicted again to fountain pops 🙈😭😂

[Catie @kittycayy]

I only enjoy calling men bitches never women

[Catie @kittycayy]

I love all pizza except papa John’s

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

if this look took 6 hours then hairstyling is not your calling

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry lol he can tell you were born out of wedlock

[maker of things. @tylathecreative]

I just drank two of these and now I’m responding to everyone’s Instagram story like they sent it to me personally