keet

down to clown at the drop of a hat

[keet @kittyish_]

I hate myself every time I have to download the pattern app for a bar chat

[keet @kittyish_]

Why hasn’t the internet disclosed where the best four leaf clover hunting in nyc is yet this is what the people want to know

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Cosmos Raj @cosmos_raj]

We are recreating Nepali culture from first principles

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[keet @kittyish_]

@seda4everr Omg I love this cat!! I’m seeing him everywhere!! What’s his name??? And the other one’s??

[v @missh8ter]

they should invent a train that goes from queens to queens without telling you to go fuck yourself

[katie @katefeetie]

other girls wearing sweatshirts: cute. casual. trendy-comfy.

me wearing a sweatshirt: well well well if it isn’t ol’ Sloppytits McGee

[Soy la gemela buena @_camivergara]

El mayor placer de adultos es llegar a casa y andar así:

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[dr. floww @__Floww]

so tired of seeing the “big boob friendly” tank tops on IG. only for the creator to have a jiggly puff C-cup.

where the tanks for the real knockers?

[keet @kittyish_]

@Bunny_ngl Invincible!!!

[keet @kittyish_]

@SlaveFor_Jesus @aapayes https://t.co/ow7wdax9u1 fingers crossed!!

[keet @kittyish_]

@ReposeGuru Do they know of criss cross applesauce?

[aly 🐈‍⬛🌱 @softbutmadd]

how it feels when it’s sunny outside and you have money for silly little treats

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

You're laughing?

Punch-kun is getting dragged and beaten by other monkeys after we were told he had finally made friends and you're laughing?

[miri @eggoslug]

why do people Litter. There is something deeply wrong with you