Jose Yamamoto

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[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@Just_Peat_it ❤️

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

I feel sick, disoriented. I'm reeling. Lacrosse is an (American) Indian game? What the hell...

This has to put lacrosse as the most American sport there is. More than baseball, more than football

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

Trump, in bizarre rant, leaves spectators puzzled, quotes the Gospel of John, "There hath stood one in the midst of you, whom you know not. The same is he that shall come after me, who is preferred before me: the latchet of whose shoe I am not worthy to loose...."

[Bachman @ElonBachman]

A French commune waged a 40-year suit against beetles in which the beetles were represented by counsel

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

It's fascinating how when I put a <$100 Squier bass on Craigslist I take more photos of higher quality than someone trying to lease an apartment. The mind of a realtor is completely incomprehensible to me

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

He is a boomer, but he's Indian 😭 agent told me his name was "Roger" (Anglicized from Raja?). Nigga was 45 mins late to our appointment and didn't even apologize. The apartment is nearly perfect, but fuarkkk

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

Got whiplash exchanging emails with the female millennial listing agent to the male boomer landlord. When code switching, the 👍 emoji is absolutely crucial

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

Got whiplash exchanging emails with the female millennial listing agent to the male boomer landlord. When code switching, the 👍 emoji is absolutely crucial

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@uubzu I remember my dad helping me with this type of problem in 6th grade. He explained percentage vs percentage points. Important distinction!

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@SperglerAcolyte @realDonaldTrump @StephenM @SecArmy @SecWar Feed his corpse to pigs please

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

In a purely technical respect, it's admirable how @Howlingmutant0 nearly always replies to, rather than QTs, the much smaller accounts that mention him, even when they're being quite nasty

Very sporting, magnanimous even, for an account of his size

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@UsingLyft @Howlingmutant0 I knew it!

https://t.co/CvUVsFfG91

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@ekstasis_crane @saturnine_grace He wouldn't rape a fly

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

>Browsing Trader Joe's cheese bin
>Middle aged woman beside me, I ask what she's looking for
>"Smoked gouda"
>Ok, I'll keep an eye out
>"What about you?"
>Uhh, something young and mild without enzymes
>"..."
>Don't worry about it, Miss
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[Chris Masterjohn @ChrisMasterjohn]

“Even Satan himself masquerades as a messenger of light.”

Yeah, he’s the messenger of the fluorescent lights in your corporate office job.

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@spencerpratt I fw you nigga, but I have two bad choices in front of me. I'm gonna pick the less bad one

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@fleur_inverse Some sordid content, but overall very good

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@fleur_inverse Highly rec this account

https://t.co/O4YsLzlhRK

[Visages de France @Agedo_Memoria]

Lisa Herbomez (née au début des années 2000)
Jeune éleveuse caprine et fromagère dans le Var.
(photo de Maïa Boissonnet, France Télévisions)

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

@saudadiste7 I thought so. Trickle down tendencies

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

Used the word "epistemic" with my supervisor and she didn't know what it means. Fuck it, retardmaxxing for the rest of my working life. Betraying myself for rent

[Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru]

Stopped myself from saying "formulae" in front of my boss and said "formulas" to not sound like a fucking weirdo