Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her)

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome & other ltd edt. superpowers. 🤟🦓 Who ARE you people following me? Don't you know I talk random shit & have the attention span of a....

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

Load of bellends...

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@joelycett @GBNEWS Do you have a few (alleged) alternate personas to bring with you to boost the right wing agenda you keep pushing as AR LorD anD sAyviUrr? 🙏 #prayers #rightwingjoe

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@Lionesses You are all inspirational to so many girls who now want to emulate you. Who can hold their heads high. Who dare to dream. Who know it's not "just women's football" but world class football played by women. You're bringing hope home. Thank you again 🔥🔥🔥🦁🏅👑

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@Lionesses Not "coming home" (this time,anyway) but you are 100% BRINGING HOPE! 🏅🦁👑👏 Thank you from my 10yr old self who had to ask for special permission to be the first girl to play football in PE. Thank you for my adult daughter who still plays now and didn't have to ask aged 10.

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@FayeEsq @drlouisenewson I won't share my other saved odd skin reaction pics on here as some are bloody/a bit gross, lol x Thankfully the gel is working perfectly well so far so very happy with that 🤩

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@FayeEsq @drlouisenewson I tried Tegaderm,various types of sticking plaster both pre cut and on a roll and then kinesio tape but couldn't get anything to stick more than 4/going on 5 days at absolute max and with extra shower precautions too. My skin is both ridiculously soft and also reactive AF 🫣

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@drlouisenewson Obviously I tried using plasters and kinesio tape over them but they wouldn't stay on for four days, let alone seven, even with it.

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@drlouisenewson My ridiculous baby soft EDS skin just plain *refused* to keep any patches on, so I have the gel now. This is great research to see. 🙌

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@eliistender10 "Happy" 🤷‍♀️ Just that. Took a while but I got there (even with a totally tanked body, my mind achieved the childhood dream in the end)

[Warner Bros. IRL @WarnerBrosIRL]

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ROI residents only. 18+ to enter. Closes August 25 at 12:00pm. T&Cs: https://t.co/HgFX1qIRJL

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the Ice-cream of Ennui

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@MikScarlet Ah, mate! 🫣 I had a subluxed SI joint for over a year and couldn't work out why one leg was getting progressively more numb and shorter than the other. 😂🤷‍♀️ Well done you on the DIY job. Poxy wandering joints! 💪🎖️

[Superdrug @superdrug]

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#CleanseLikeADerm

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@MikScarlet @Mutteroo Your depression is a symptom of the failures of the system and not of you. It 🤬*sucks* that it's got to this but well done for reaching out for a life raft to keep you afloat until drs help you swim again (by bringing down the pain levels and supporting you better)

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

5 facts you might not know about me:
1) I was expelled for telling the deputy head to "Go f@*k a water buffalo!"
2) My toes also bend *backwards*
3) I have Aphantasia
4) I nearly killed myself once with a vitamin C
5) I'm a ghost. Well, I plan to be one day 🤷‍♀️ #deathgoals

[Lucy @crapolatombola]

5 facts you might not know about me:

1) My whole body is covered in a thick, luscious fur.
2) I eat on average 6lbs of my own skin each annum.
3) I can dislocate my hips at will.
4) I am the 9th wealthiest in my family.
5) I am most likely a genius but am too modest to say.

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@SoVeryBritish @normanlovett1 @LesDennis I once accidentally got all the magazine copy changed in the early 90s from "Loyd Grossman" to "Lloyd Grossman" in the magazine I worked at, after asking "Isn't it normally two LLs?" and the editor saying to change it all without checking either way. 🫣

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@SoVeryBritish @normanlovett1 @LesDennis I also once said to a mate in Norwich "Who the f@*k do they think they are?! The Black Crowes???" about some Leather clad young men striding past us. Dear reader, it *was* The Black Crowes,for they were gigging that night 😂🤷‍♀️ I definitely had an eyebrow raise and grin from one

[Kitty with the Stripes 🐱 🦓 🎃 (she/her) @kittylulabelle]

@WrenKitchens @Wakeupcharlie75 Tea and toast? PINK tea and toast?! 🙌😂🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷