james kinyua

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@Kenyans Niyakufikisha mgonjwa sayuni.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Nominated Senator Tabitha Mutinda Munene has left her husband & his family seeing with their mouth wide open. In a shocking display of raw political privilege, the Senator weaponized state machinery to settle a domestic score. She reportedly had her husband arrested at 2:00 am on Friday, leaving him to rot in a cold Kilimani police cell over the entire weekend.

Shee mercilessly unleashed Kamata Kamata Friday on her own spouse and the father of their children. Kamata kamata is a malicious tactic usually reserved for high-profile political targets to ensure they cannot secure bail until Monday morning.

For a wife to use it against her husband represents a level of calculation that has left family members and insiders seeing with their mouth wide own. What makes this entire ordeal incredibly dark is the timing.

The husband is currently in deep mourning after just Burying her mother. While the family is still trying to process the devastating loss of their matriarch, the Senator chose this exact moment of profound vulnerability to strike.

While the husband was busy cooling his Sundus trying to process her mother's death, Tabitha allegedly pulled strings within the security apparatus to ensure her husband spent his weekend behind bars, waiting to be paraded in court on Monday morning.

Normally, ordinary family disputes are handled by counselors, elders, or civil courts. They do not involve rapid-response as if hunting for terrorists. Tabitha’s modus operandi is exactly how women with power operate, they can show you pepe live live my brother.

Her husband is currently facing devastating nightmares from all sides. Beyond the trauma of the jail cell, the husband’s family is fighting an uphill financial battle. They are currently dealing with Unpaid Pending Bills with Money tied up in completed projects that have yet to be compensated.

The husband also takes care of his Sick Elderly Father who's an old man dealing with severe health issues alongside extreme stress. The father generously put up his shamba as collateral to secure bank loans to fund the couple's new house and businesses.

Because of financial strain, that family land is now at risk of being repossessed by auctioneers. While all this happens.Tabitha is busy moving around doing PR, showcasing her generosity in helping people yet she's traumatizing her own husband & his family.

Women with a little power can become very dangerous, now imagine her as an elected leader. It's hard being a man ayaaam telling you. Men should learn from other men's predicaments. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej.

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@georgediano Kihuti got me.....

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Earth is hard for sons of Adonija. He had to launch Kihuti, otherwise he would be cooling his Sundus at the govt owned Airbnb.🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Arsenal Gist @GistArsena99455]

Arsene Wenger after the game:

We reached the final and gave everything we had, but I cannot help feeling that the game was influenced by more than just the football. There were decisions that went against Arsenal at crucial moments, and from where I stand, two penalty incidents deserved much closer attention, especially the challenge on Saka in the second half.

I am proud of this team. They showed courage, quality, character and the fighting spirit that Arsenal supporters expect. When you lose a Champions League final, it is painful. When key moments leave you with questions, the disappointment is even greater.

Congratulations to PSG on winning the trophy. But I believe Arsenal deserved the opportunity to compete on equal terms until the very end.

To the players: keep your heads high. Great teams are built through moments like this. Use the pain, learn from it, and come back stronger.

COYG ❤️

#PSGARS #UCLFinal

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a teacher, especially in a primary school,

Be very careful when handling children of chaotic single mothers.

Teach them and go home.

Don't even correct them when they make a mistake. Ignore them with their tantrums.

Protect your payslip.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Kenya is not for beginners! A matatu driver and his assistant wamejaa ngori and driven tehir Abirias to the GSU Headquarters Thika Rd after they refused to pay fare. Abiria says assistant driver alisema gari ni 80 wakiingia, then changed it to 100 bob while enroute. They have refused to pay the 100, they have refused to climb down at the GSU HQs, ati warudishwe tao bas mahali waliwatoa wachukue gari ya 80. The hard-eyed and hard-headed Abiria wamesema ati sio hao waliambia watu wa matatu waingizwe boks na serikali warudi kwa barabara. Imebidi tu Kondakta akubali hiyo 80. Awuoro!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It was a very bad day in the office for the Mikoras after their “assets recovery mission” was terminated indefinitely before it even began. The hard-eyed fellows had already coordinated a surprise ambush against the son of Adonija, who was walking helter skelter toward his hacienda like a man carrying government secrets in a polythene bag.

But little did they know, the Ninja had already sensed danger & armed himself with Kogalo’s RPG. Before the Mikoras could even smell his wealth, son of Adonija launched a stone missile with the accuracy of a military drone,, Chesaa! That stone flew through the air like it had been sponsored by NASA itself.

The brick landed directly on one Mikora head who was majestically seated on a motorbike like a komba mwiko. The impact was so serious the man disconnected from the bike spiritually, emotionally and physically at the same time.

For a moment the Mikoras forgot about asset recovery mission and immediately switched to survival mode. The matofali was moving like a bullet from a sophisticated rifle imported straight from Ukraine. One of the Mikora ran so fast his slippers remained behind to continue the mission alone.

Luckily for them, their fortieth day had not yet arrived. They escaped the scene nursing serious injuries, confusion and unnecessary embarrassment. Reports indicate one of them is still explaining to his family how a mere pedestrian turned into a one man anti-riot police unit within seconds. Ni Mbaya,, Put STONE!!🥲

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@TheFigen_ Here is where we say one in a million....woman.

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@iLnico4real Mabati pekee hio design ni over 300k ya whole house.

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@Wuodnyakach_ Amesahau mukoro....

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Mbavu the Destroyer, who had been beating his chest like a malfunctioning drum finally stepped into the ring only to get his software updated by force. My guy promised total destruction, but instead received a technical knockout so clean he started seeing marudurudu, birds of ngethé, and possibly his ancestors waving at him from VIP seats.

Meanwhile, Majembe had been quietly in camp, lifting weights and minding his business like a man preparing for war. Mbavu, on the other hand, was busy shooting skits, dropping hot takes, and conducting full-time BBL investigations on Majembe’s Sundus.

After receiving thorough beating, the content creator had to lay down complaining that Majembe had invaded his family territory where the instruments of power are located. Anasema amegongwa makagare, but the ref asked him kama makagare yake iko located kwa kahasho. Ni mbaya ayaaam telling you.😂

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@kenyasgossips Tungeishi hivi garden of Aden...ata kukamua ndovu.

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@wuodvasha @georgediano This is where whip comes in.

[james kinyua @kiumbithojames]

@georgediano Soo sad from a person soo humble

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a Man above 35 Years,

Then walking is your best tool for losing that stubborn belly fat and ultimately VISCERAL FAT.

Visceral FAT is the most dangerous FAT in a man's life.

Most men attack fat loss wrongly, so they sprint, punish themselves and eventually suffer in misery.

Despite all this, their belly stays stubborn.

Why does this happen?

This occurs because the body doesn’t release fat under threat or stress.

Crazy workouts like aerobics and daily running increase cortisol levels.

This is why men who do aerobics remain FAT, with layers of loose, stubborn trunkal fat around their abdomens.

Cortisol is the stress hormone released when the body detects danger.

This hormone, cortisol, locks visceral fat, making it stubborn.

Walking works because it sends the opposite signal:

• Low heart rate.

• High oxygen.

• Calm nervous system.

In this state of calmness, when walking, your body chooses fat as fuel, not sugar.

Men over 35 don’t need more intensity in workouts.

They need the right biological signalling.

Therefore,

• Walk daily.

• Stay nasal by breathing through your nose. Close your mouth.

• Lower your stress hormone, and you will be surprised how the love handles melt so easily.

Fat loss begins when the body is safe and calm, which is why we lose stubborn fat when we sleep, not when we sweat.

#BetterTogether

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Meet Wachira, Tomcat CEO, the Ruai nightlife governor, spender of bottles, mover of crowds. The man owned the night. Then one small mutina decided to humble him. Wachira got bitten by a rabid dog and was told the 7 days injection would cost 14K pesa taslimu. Fourteen thousand Only for his medication.

Our legend looked at the bill and said, “Ati 14K juu ya boskoo? Ní urimu” and walked out of the hospital like a man who still had options. Last Friday, Friends and relatives gathered at his farm to eat that rice that cooks one-one with osumbuko meat plus soup on the side, as they escorted his coffin to the ground.

Let that Sink in. A man who owned a joint, Moved cash, Poured drinks for crowds, Couldn’t release 14K to save his own life. That’s how pride buries people. Rabies doesn’t negotiate. Death doesn’t accept excuses. And funerals don’t refund regrets.

GENTLEMEN, Spend less on noise & Invest more in remaining alive. Wachira made a terrible judgment call, and the price wasn’t paid by him alone, his dependants and loved ones are now carrying the receipt. And let’s be honest, he’s not the only one who ignores small issues. We all do. Most of us are just luckier.

Now listen carefully, my people,, Rabies is 100% fatal without treatment. No appeal, No extension. I learnt this the hard way when I was once beaten senseless by a crossbreed of Chihuahua & Boskoo Mutina pale Greatwall Gardens.

The moment the owner (a yellow yellow damsels with standing boobies & tirries pointing towards kimende) saw me bleeding, she offered me unsolicited coochie. To me I saw it as “Mungu Leta” Ikus. And because I was a certified mumu man, fully dick-driven, I accepted a site visit to her Kilgoris riparian land instead of rushing to hospital.

Two days later,, fever, Wild migraines, Head doing press-ups. I was slowly connecting to Sayuni's WiFi signal. That’s when I dragged myself to the hospital only to be told I was a dead man walking. I was given five deadliest injections, painful enough to be felt up to kisigino for Five straight days.

No negotiations, No masculinity, Just survival. Rabies is not a joke my people. Don’t be a Wachira, Don’t be a legend at night and a lesson by Friday. Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Sayuni engaging with his ancestors one on one. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Lucy Wairimu, a pastor and certified marriage counselor, successfully proved that sermons are optional and practice is negotiable. After 18 years of marriage, Lucy hit the jackpot by winning a U.S. green card. But instead of sharing the good news like most winners who announce it to relatives, neighbors, and unsuspecting strangers,, Lucy chose the path of strategic silence.

Not even her husband, the man she legally vowed to grow old with, had the slightest clue. She planned her exit with military precision. Passport acquired, Flight booked, Bags packed Marriage mentally deleted.

On the departure day, Lucy didn’t leave a note, a text, or even a “take care” message to the son of Adam. She simply evaporated. The husband was left in full panic mode, searching for her in the streets of Nakuru, police stations, hospitals, morgues, under the bed, in Airbnbs, and every corner where lost souls are known to hide,, only to find absolutely nothing.

Just when hope was almost dead, the DCI delivered the plot twist,,, Lucy had left the country. And to add salt to the wound, her travel documents listed her marital status as single, with no children,, as if the last 18 years were a church skit that never made it to rehearsal.

You see that thing called Mareej my brother, it will never benefit a man. Women enter into marriages for survival & the moment they get greener pastures, they'll disappear into thin air like NGCDF monies in Northeastern.

Many married women are secretly trying their lack to go abroad without telling their husbands. Never trust a woman my brother, you'll end up seeing with your mouth as you partake brufen like Njugu karanga,, Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

When they asked the men back in the day why they took restricted womens freedom they said,

‘Women think and act like children. They can’t think independently.’

This is why fathers usually chose the men their daughters married, because they believed women didn’t know how to choose for themselves. They were seen as being driven by emotions and group thinking.

They would believe anything that sounded fun or felt like freedom to them and they will destroy their familes and marriages for it.

This is also why companies focus more on them to sell products faster. Convince one female celebrity about a product, and all her fans will follow her lead. very easy to brainwash. It doesn't matter how old they are…A 20 years old girl can convince a 50 years old woman to destroy her marriage.

[nyorude @nyorude]

Apart from his trademark shouting, @mtunecessary, Wuod Tido Kasule is saying something.