Gone Fishin

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[Gone Fishin @kivaliens]

Bestie in Christ

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

spitting fire right out the gate

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

y'all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked

[bordan @nordanshat]

i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Nobody ever talks about how the concept of the Individual must be so integral to what the universe is trying to accomplish that it's willing to lose the memory of itself, and possibly the integrity of its entire structure, in order to do so. That's how valuable you are.

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

this is my all timer post to think about while being high

[jean @TW1NKD3STR0YER]

recently spoke with a pre verbal baby. he was holding milk i was holding wine. he offered me his milk; i said im good. he then gestured for my wine. i said you cannot have this

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

This is 10x older than the United States

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Can I come over and use your toilet and ask you a bunch of questions and drink all your juice and smoke your weed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

honestly i agree too

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

This is what twitter is about 💕

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Each of the 24 fluted columns on the structure's exterior represents one of the 24 hours of the day. As the sun moved across the sky, the shadows cast on these columns told the people of that era the time down to the minute + this structure has stood in a seismic zone for 900 years. That's because its accordion-shaped architectural design was an engineering marvel that dampened seismic waves.