Kyle Jensen

B.A., J.D. Former National Guard. Proud U. of South Dakota alum. Just your typical millennial (mediocre) runner. #GoYotes #GoCubs #GoPackers

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

First year scares you to death, second year works you to death, third year bores you to death.

[Clegg Ivey @cleggerama]

3rd year of law school is unnecessary.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@Tyre_94 I think they just hate that the rest of the country just assumes the Canes are based in Charlotte (I was one of them prior to moving to NC ten years ago 😬 lol)

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@Tyre_94 Every place I’ve been to in LKN area has been packed with fans during game times.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

This is so weird. Charlotte area has been going crazy over the Canes.

[Joe Ovies @joeovies]

Charlotte is like that family member that never visits you, but always expects you to visit them. It's a weird, one-sided relationship where the Triangle is always expected to buy into the Panthers, Charlotte FC, and the Hornets. Meanwhile the Hurricanes win and...meh?

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@ItsMattsLaw “Run my firm for me. Make no mistakes.”

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@jjrayn Any male sport and their narrative would be “can’t get enough”

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@DietCoke_Esq

[Joe Bruno @JoeBrunoWSOC9]

Charlotte Water says the May 15 start date for mandatory water restrictions has nothing to do with the Truist Championship being in Charlotte next week

[Phoenix Mercury @PhoenixMercury]

Kah pulled up in Coach Nate's old South Dakota jersey with the duffle bag in hand.

This wasn't just a preseason stop, but a homecoming.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@raptalksk @zachlanebryan Great meeting and being seated next to you! Great show.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@Brad_is_Awesome Where did I say I didn’t want anything done with college sports?

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

This is such a funny take considering the NCAA was famously known for being insanely restrictive with regard to eligibility. They just started losing cases primarily based off anti trust issues and thus effectively lost much of their ability to actually enforce their rules.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

Artemis II astronauts are just like us

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

Having been to Memphis and also being 41 - same.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron James on playing the Grizzlies:

“I’m f***ing 41 years of age. You think I want to do sh** in Memphis on a random Thursday? I’m not the first guy in the NBA to talk about this. You guys got to move the team… go over to Nashville already.”

(via @leaguealerts)

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@BA_HelpView @ERapp74D

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

Only the ones with the most annoying and embarrassing typo

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Lawyers reread emails after sending them.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@jjrayn Nice hair

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@mnbuckets @IceBorg Each school will continue with their own respective athletics programs.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

@julie_at_law @DietCoke_Esq The NC Supreme Court addressed this very issue in Brown v Ellis (2010). It certainly doesn’t help her argument, though.

[Kyle Jensen @kjense01]

My ‘entry level’ vehicle (in 10th grade) was a brown 1980 Plymouth Horizon (with a hole in the driver’s side floor) that I acquired from @jjrayn in exchange for purchasing him a Sega Dreamcast.

[Notorious N.I.C. @the7maxims]

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up.

I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.