Kyle Erwin

[Balogun @balogun]

HAPPY 4TH JULY AMERICA! 🦅🇺🇸

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

What I imagine Hellebuyck was doing while in net during that gold medal game

[Tacoma Rainiers @RainiersLand]

Do they spell it Big Dumpre in Toronto

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Boy saving cat from science experiment

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Freddie Freeman didn't take it easy and his son couldn't believe it 😂

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

Same story, same mission.

Tomorrow.

#CFBPlayoff #PurpleReign

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Washington SURVIVES

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Have a nice weekend, amigos.

[Kyle Erwin @kjerwin8]

@DrPepper_NoIce I have this ball on my desk! I was in the front row near where it went over the wall, and Brennan tossed it back up to me. Great moment.

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Perception check

[Switch @IISwitchII]

Fuck it, the entire 9th inning of Félix’s Perfecto

[zach @zachleft]

Every Bryan Woo strikeout narrated by Ric Flair

[Sam Winkler @ PAX West @ThatSamWinkler]

Is there a story as to why every microwave has a popcorn button but also every popcorn packet has a warning that says “do NOT use the popcorn button, you fucking fool, you dolt, you cretinous hominid, you

[Kyle Erwin @kjerwin8]

Hey @Mariners how can I get Ty France to autograph our first HR ball from #OpeningDay ?

[Kyle Erwin @kjerwin8]

@raincityseries That guy was 3 seats over from me. I ended up with the ball when it got lobbed back into the stands.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

hello IDIOT

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Michael Vick. No question.

[Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin]

I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

1. Punish your opponent for coming across the middle.
2. Look down and taunt him.
3. Run that ball back for six.

[Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums]

If we can figure out how to make animals out of impossible meat, then we can have vegetarian options but that we can still slaughter