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[kjhealey @kjhealey]

I’m sad. I use this site daily (hourly?) to get news, jokes, and generally keep up with the world, and it has been great. But as Elon continues to go deeper into the abyss, I can’t stay. For now, I can be found on Mastodon here: @[email protected]

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Not bad

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Welp, this has pushed me to create a Mastodon account. You can find me here: @[email protected]

Invite Link: https://t.co/TLC7X6dDwD

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

If this site implodes I'm going to check out rolling a hoop around with a stick

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Premium Twitter content right here. What will we ever do if this place disappears?

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Although, she’s still optimistic that her Myspace page is going to take-off.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@geneweingarten Alternative caption: people built their neighborhood on land previously populated by elk.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

There’s not much to laugh about these days with the Commanders (I suppose I do a lot of “laughing at” though). But this is genuinely funny.

[jimmy jam @jimkwak1]

Taylor Heinicke goes nuts then Percy Butler negotiates a cheesehead hat with a Green Bay fan! @JPFinlayNBCS @Commanders @HogsHaven @youngchase907 @TheTerry_25 #percybutlercheesehead @pbutler16x

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@FairfaxCountyPD How about we design our city streets to prioritize pedestrians over cars? Please see https://t.co/gE8GAmjJcQ

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Congrats to Employee #11.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Wow.

[Fairfax County Police @FairfaxCountyPD]

Animal Protection Police Officers are investigating a report of three people bit by a coyote at Lake Accotink Park in Springfield. Three adults have non-life-threatening injuries. The park is closed. If you see an abnormally aggressive coyote, get to safe place & call 911. #FCPD

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@RonFilipkowski @lizclarketweet What should we do about the grocery stores and churches?

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@capitalweather graupel here in western Annandale.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Film of the year.

[Anderson @andrson_andrsen]

now this is cinema

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@wwboggs Yep. Found in the wild at a brew pub in Fairfax.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

High score, baby!

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Ug. That is hard to see.

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

👀

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

Wordle 210 3/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It bothers me that “Wordle” is not five letters long.

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@FightinHydrant Oh no!

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@spotrac Oh no

[kjhealey @kjhealey]

@MarkZuckerman And so many mental mistakes. That’s …. not good.