Jill Dye

Wife. Boy mom. Fat cat owner.

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@Zaxbys no longer carries 1000 Island. What kind of Lite Vinaigrette nonsense is this?!?!

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

Still no reply from @AmericanAir. Terrible customer service!!! This is the second time you have not gotten my husband’s luggage to his destination. UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@AmericanAir where is my husband’s luggage? This is day 4 with no clear answer! Our vacation is ruined bc you do not care to investigate! WHERE IS IT BESIDES NOT AT OUR RESORT??

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@AmericanAir your response r/t my husband’s missing luggage is not good enough! We want to know where it is and when it will be delivered! This is day 4 with no luggage and that is unacceptable and you have ruined our vacation we’ve waited 2 years for!

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

Why can’t @Walmart, the biggest retailer in the world, not have a way to pay for an item over the phone and hold it? I mean get with the times, man.

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

Why will @CraigheadCoop accept a check signed by ME but won’t change our mailing address bc my name isn’t on the account? Unsatisfied customer!

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

How does the dryer ALWAYS know the EXACT moment I sit down? 😤 #letthemwrinkle

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

Ready for jogger-style scrubs to no longer be a thing.

[Ralph Macchio @ralphmacchio]

THE @NETFLIX ERA BEGINS!!
#CobraKai S1&S2 drop 8/28/2020

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

You ready?

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

So apparently I’m a @Lowes employee. Just got told to come pull my own online order bc for 3 days now they haven’t had time to take 5 light fixtures off the shelf. Terrible customer service.

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@BurgerKing had burgers this time but no salt. Apparently they were also out of napkins. #nevergetnapkins

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@RonnieDye drove the speed limit on the interstate in Memphis today and got smoked by every blue hair in town. 👵🏼 🚗 💨

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@MoriahSitz For shoving midnight snacks in them so you don’t have to get up and walk to the kitchen. 🍪 🍰

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

I wish online shopping wasn’t my jam

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@CardsNation13 We already do! #yadi

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

FYI- floor nurses take care of Covid/suspected Covid pts, too. NOT just ICU and ED. #knowledgeispower

[Rhett Walker @rhettwalker]

I was checking into a hotel and the receptionist said, “Someone’s gotta Bday coming up!”.
She then said, “Feb 24th... Pisces or Aquarius?”
I said, Meat Eater!
She said, “that’s not real, that’s made up!”
I said, so are all of them.

It was a moment, I smiled.

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

I just wanna live in a world where people know how to properly use dual turning lanes.

[Jill Dye @kjilld]

@NBCThisisUs @nbc All that and John Legend 🥰