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Creative Director

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Watching #SNL tonight only because of @druski

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@VancityReynolds how do I order 3 dozen of those Maple butter glazed?
#hookmeup @TimHortons

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@TimHortons I need 3 dozen of the Maple Butter Glazed donuts ASAP
#timhortons #best

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A lot of idiots say wise things occasionally

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

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God loves you just the way you are
But loves you too much to leave you that way

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Consistency has been changing me more than motivation every did

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@Turki_alalshikh please reconnect Dana White and Francis Ngannou so he can fight Jon Jones at the White House

[cameron skattebo @camskattebo5]

Aye, honestly if you don’t like that I’m having a good time while dealing with a tough time, then just go ahead and unfollow and casually move on. I’m not able to play football and have the fun I’ve been having my whole life so I am doing things outside the box trying to find stuff to keep me happy. Enjoy the rest of y’all’s week and just don’t talk about me if you ain’t got nothing nice to say 🫡

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If you don’t feel pain in the morning, you’re dead

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Pray instead of worrying because worrying is just like worshipping the problem

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Everybody go through something to get to something

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Where is @MissMelyssaFord

[$0.02timmy @0x002timmy]

@TheDunkCentral “My brother is broke, and I get bitches”

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Just realized @Doritos are considered ultra processed foods and they are not healthy #macros

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Creating takes a bit of lightning

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“The hardest yard to get
is the yard you need” @BarstoolGruden

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Motivation is temporary… I have only discipline @usykaa

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Someone needs to threaten @Kash_Patel with a bar of soap if he doesn't release the files.

"You see this bar of soap, we're going to make you take a bath if you cover up epstein"

Immediate release

[Y.S. @YStan__]

@Cobratate Marriage is like crypto. If you choose right, you’re set for life. If you ape into the wrong one, say goodbye to your wallet.