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I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's good or bad.....

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@ActuallyChelsea 😯

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@dahlila That's my everyday time 🤮

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@3panwolf 🍸cheers ::clink::

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@BluePowderMonk @modernemama @MuellerSheWrote @benshapiro Totally! How sad....

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@swampynomo @Starbucks Wait - it was today? I thought it was Saturday! 🤦‍♀️

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If you know you know...

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@swampynomo Kids are stupid. Zzzquil is so much better. Duh.

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@ActuallyChelsea Same. But that actually makes us smart😏

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@ActuallyChelsea Happy Birthday!🥳

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@Magagal_ At least it doesn't lie to you and tell you it's going to be amazing....

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@mertondevotee The best advice youve gotten-besides the dude wanting to send u flowers-is NOT to let him linger. Mine did, along with my tenant (his gf!) and they wouldnt leave. Because of my kids I was very quiet about it when I should have kicked and screamed. Be proactive!!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@cookerguy Looks like my dog(s) before their haircuts. Btw porch cocktails are the best cocktails

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@dahlila Is he one of the Village People? #YMCA

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@3panwolf Wordle 314 6/6
I almost lost my streak today!
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:::tap tap tap::: is this thing still on?? #4yearhiatus

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@swampynomo He didn't want to pay for the 2nd bag. Here's to that 5 cents in his pocket too

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@billkahva @3panwolf @Clo_McCormack @heidela Yes!! And not going in is not an option!!