Kevin Kietzman (Parody)

More like KK has tissues, amirite.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

Is it just me or is Kevin Kietzman fuvking awesome? I don't care that he banned me. My dad worked construction. I get high fives everywhere I go. Sports talk radio in the afternoon here sucks. I don't check my replies. Let me get in a word, Stan. Weed is legal, help us all.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@kkhasissues is a good guy, come on!! Learn to take a joke. That's why I cleverly call this ANTI-social media!!

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

"They" not like us, guys, amirite

https://t.co/XQachPTM2T

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@kevin_jochens @J810Anderson The way I heard Soren give up on him almost every day for the last few weeks? People need to stop listening to him so much.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

If I were @kkhasissues I'd tell people to not listen to @SorenPetro while simultaneously criticizing what I heard on his show. And that's how you know this is a parody account, holy hat!

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

I never get tired of getting high fived everywhere I go.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@QuintonLucasKC And also many White Kansas Citians, if you care.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@ArrowheadReport @jbbrisco Guys, it's 2024 - what's the vaccination status of the player? No, it's a legit question, really, what the vaccination status? The fact that you won't tell us actually tells us all we need to know. The media in this town really are something.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@KSeaboldt I'm going to try to find some old video of my playing days for Witt to study on his day off.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

I just want to thank ALL of the emails I've received comparing me to Rush Limbaugh. He truly was the G.O.A.T.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

On today's podcast, as a former shortstop, I give some simple instructions to Bobby Witt Jr to play his position while referring to the other team as the "Indians". Smash that subscribe button!

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@SSJWHB @SorenPetro Hey, ask me what the Redskins new name should have been. I'm great at this stuff, buddy. I get high fives everywhere I go for this kind of content.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@SSJWHB You should offer @SorenPetro the open position, then call the new show the Border Petro.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@KSeaboldt I mean, come on...SERIOUSLY! Come on. Who believes this stuff? You kidding me? Seeriously...lol.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@KSeaboldt Believe it or not, buddy, in Biden's legal system, "guilty" Republicans and "not guilty" Democrats simultaneously exist. It's like the guy with the cat in the box thing, who is that? Oh, come on, somebody out there knows. Maybe Hunter can try to get his trial out of Delaware lol

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@KSeaboldt Of what did they find him guilty, Curtis?

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@jasonwhitlock YOU owe @kkhasissues an apology, sir.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@glezak Whoa, TMI buddy!

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

@KSeaboldt I appreciate it, Curtis.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

If you know what history is watching, you're probably good friends.

[Kevin Kietzman (Parody) @kkHasTissues]

Stay stafe, buddy!

[Gary Lezak @glezak]

The band of snow north and west ok KC is growing with temperatures dropping to near 20 before midnight. This likely means nearly one inch of snow is going to accumulate with slick conditions! Let me know what happens in the next three hours. I’m heading to KC in the morning.