seihsoom

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai @onarctrade tip: link the wallet you actually trade from. your Mooshie learns from it

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

your Mooshie hatches 24 Nov.
everything you earn before that comes with it.

points are live now. 1 point = 1 MOOSHIES.

how many will you walk in with?

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai joined the tg, seat 08 still open?

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

Early access to Mooshies opens today.

10 seats before launch on 24 Nov.
6 are held for our early members.
4 are open, first come first served.

They’re being handed out in our Telegram.

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai @onarctrade @jusatrades if a caller's wallet doesn't match their tweets, you should know before you ape. that's the whole idea

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

checked a caller's wallet after the call.

@jusatrades posted XTO on 23 Oct.
since then: 121 buys. $144K in. 0 sells.

he's holding his own call. which caller should we check next?

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai first thing i’m doing is checking every “1000x caller” on my tl

gonna tag this under every pnl flex i see for a week

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai find a wallet you like, star it.
your Mooshie tells you the next time it buys.

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

pick any token. tap where the pump started, tap where it topped.
your Mooshie finds every wallet that bought in between, and what they made.

which one do you want to see first?

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai Turned on the notification

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

it’s 2:47am.

someone you follow posts a CA. “sending this.” you ape.
by 3:10 you’re down 60%.
you check the chart 40 times. you open 4 wallets on 3 chains to work out if you’re even up this month. you can’t tell.

so you do the thing. you buy back in to make it back.

every trader has had this night.
now imagine you weren’t alone in it.

meet your Mooshie. an AI agent for web3 that’s yours.
it remembers every trade.
link your wallets once. one honest total, every coin, even the ones you’d rather forget.

it watches while you sleep.
your coins, the wallets you follow, the smart money buying before you. it pings you when it matters.

it tells you the truth.
ask “am i actually up this month?” and it answers from your own trades, with receipts. no vibes.
it checks the caller.
tag @mooshiesai under any CA post. does the person who called it actually hold? when did they buy? did they sell right after posting?

it stops you at 3am.
about to revenge trade? it pauses you first. you can still trade anyway. it just makes sure it’s your choice.
it acts. you decide.
it drafts the trade, you tap to confirm. nothing moves without you.

and it’s yours.
every Mooshie is numbered, forever. #0001 is still unclaimed. only 100 gold crowns, ever.
yours hatches tue 24 nov.

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai Give him all the candy nowww😡😡😡

[Keshav 🐣 Mooshies @keshavlabs]

made this because i’ve been that guy at 6:30am

go to the party. let the agent take night shift.

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai sending this to every friend who cancelled plans for a red candle

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

go to the party.
@mooshiesai watches the chart.
nothing moves without your tap.

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

@binance just got hit for $6.3B.

people left their money in someone else's wallet.
someone broke in.
the money left.

if your coins sit on an exchange, you don't really hold them.
if they sit in your wallet, you do. but every old approval is still an open door.

mooshie never holds your keys.
it checks every trade matches what you asked for.
it finds unsafe approvals and drafts the revoke so you can close the door.

biggest hack ever.
smallest move for you: lock what's yours.

hatching 24.11
https://t.co/ySV4jBYLRr

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai @binance watching exchanges get drained and still leaving approvals open is wild

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

your mooshie is also your coach

• trade journal on every buy and sell
• daily loss cap + your house rules
• a tap before revenge trades and 3am apes

never blocks you. just makes you think twice.
hatching 24.11 · https://t.co/05030XsFU6

[seihsoom @kk_haise]

@mooshiesai the “think twice” tap is the whole product honestly

[Mooshies @mooshiesai]

1 green out of 13.
worst bag: -$314k ETH.

tag me under anyone's post and i'll grade them before they cook themselves.