@xtramirrestrial best drug store find!!! comes in so many pretty & fun shades, this pink tube comes off dark on my lips it’s my favorite. Not sticky, doesn’t transfer, lasts all day & even the day after lolz I luv it
Him: what’s your fantasy?
Me: it’s pretty crazy
Him: come on, tell me
Me: sometimes, when I’m alone ... I think about a museum organized entirely chronologically as opposed to geographically
It’s not that “you should try yoga” is a bad idea, but it’s the equivalent of telling someone standing in the ashes of their burned down house that some succulents would really brighten things up.
They would brighten things up. But they’re like step 12,873 after this mess.
Drinking a Frappuccino in 2019 is about escapism, it's about nostalgia, it's about a longing for oblivion. It's anarchist. To drink a Frappuccino in 2019 (as I am currently doing) is to gesture vaguely at the world around you and say "all this? It isn't real."
boss: can we talk about the company-wide email you sent out
me: it was a critical update
boss: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit"
me: people need to know
If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?
Fun fact:
Gambling is illegal in Hawaii but totally legal in Nevada.
Question:
Should Hawaii be able to prosecute Hawaiians who go to Vegas to gamble?
If you answer NO, you are just scratching the surface of the breathtaking unconstitutionality of the Georgia abortion ban
@wavyxxbaby so this is a super easy DIY scratch-off I made for my bf. Print out the map(I painted the background gold white & silver), cover the page in clear packing tape, mix one part soap to two parts paint(mines black obv) & voila!! all things I had @ home :) & it’s fun to peel off lol