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i once ate a peanut butter and worm sandwich as a dare

[kail @kkailarenee]

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[Pondo @PondoKnowsBest]

That walk back to camp @bonnaroo
We are so close

[foofie foofie @jadedubya]

This storm tracker live on air in the Braums drive thru is the definition of Oklahoma culture

[(⺣◡⺣)♡ @bugadmirer]

don't even bother complimenting me if it's not like this

[kail @kkailarenee]

@xtramirrestrial best drug store find!!! comes in so many pretty & fun shades, this pink tube comes off dark on my lips it’s my favorite. Not sticky, doesn’t transfer, lasts all day & even the day after lolz I luv it

[Anna Bianco @AnnaCainBianco]

Him: what’s your fantasy?

Me: it’s pretty crazy

Him: come on, tell me

Me: sometimes, when I’m alone ... I think about a museum organized entirely chronologically as opposed to geographically

[Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook]

It’s not that “you should try yoga” is a bad idea, but it’s the equivalent of telling someone standing in the ashes of their burned down house that some succulents would really brighten things up.

They would brighten things up. But they’re like step 12,873 after this mess.

[David ☽ @notageminimoon]

A well known fact that people have a hard time accepting

[Ashley Hamer Pritchard @smashleyhamer]

everyone: that otter is adorable
evolution: thanks, it has pockets

[pat regan @poregan]

Drinking a Frappuccino in 2019 is about escapism, it's about nostalgia, it's about a longing for oblivion. It's anarchist. To drink a Frappuccino in 2019 (as I am currently doing) is to gesture vaguely at the world around you and say "all this? It isn't real."

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

boss: can we talk about the company-wide email you sent out

me: it was a critical update

boss: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit"

me: people need to know

[chu @chuuzus]

seth rogen didn’t have to snap so hard with his 2019 GQ cover!

[Brad Betts @870South]

If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Fun fact:

Gambling is illegal in Hawaii but totally legal in Nevada.

Question:

Should Hawaii be able to prosecute Hawaiians who go to Vegas to gamble?

If you answer NO, you are just scratching the surface of the breathtaking unconstitutionality of the Georgia abortion ban

[kail @kkailarenee]

@wavyxxbaby so this is a super easy DIY scratch-off I made for my bf. Print out the map(I painted the background gold white & silver), cover the page in clear packing tape, mix one part soap to two parts paint(mines black obv) & voila!! all things I had @ home :) & it’s fun to peel off lol