Kate Kaplan

Myspace me!

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

Is French Montana related to Hannah Montana, @khloekardashian?

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

Without news coverage, relief efforts go underfunded. So if you can, please consider donating to a relief organization like - the Salvation Army, Red Cross, the Food Bank of Siouxland, Nebraska Farm Bureau Disaster Relief Fund, or one of the many community foundations!

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

Plot twist: this isn‘t a lake, but a golf course near my house in SD! Midwest states are in a state of emergency right now due to historic flooding. People are losing their homes and livelihoods - but since this isn’t happening on a coast, there’s almost no national news coverage

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Seriously look how cool she is on the freakin RED CARPET

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Right now my sister is getting ready to work the Golden Globes in a literal gown, meanwhile I haven’t changed out of my pajamas yet today - so we’re both living our best lives👌🏼

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

The first person I texted in 2019 was my mom which is 11/10 on brand for “adult” me🍾

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

@sophie_gus Subtle flex with the 30 unread messages

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I think I might...want the government to shutdown ??

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

My personal brand is apologizing to the man who just hit me in the face with his backpack

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

@sophie_gus @SkylarZC Yike

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Is there tinder for dogs? Asking for myself🐶

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

@Huggi_Bear22 This tweet did not age well

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Ugh can't believe I left Heavenston💔

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Evanston,Illinois aka Heavenston 😍

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

If I had a dollar for every time a guy in my apartment building has used the mirror in the gym to fix his hair, I'd probably be able to afford my rent

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

The fact that 90% of the responses to this tweet are fragile men yelling "not all men" instead of focusing on the important issue highlighted here is heartbreaking but also not so surprising??

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

Highly recommend @ups for all of your shipment needs! They're very careful to break all of your dishes, and for no extra charge will lose some of your stuff just for fun!! @UPSHelp

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

Just found out that my dad used to work at the same law firm as @mulaney's dad but then MOVED TO IOWA and ruined our chances of being best family friends🙄

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

How do I explain a hangover to my dog?

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

I don't know a lot about yoga, but I do know the women in that yoga class were not loving Ellen and me laughing in the back the whole time

[Kate Kaplan @kkaplan14]

My favorite part of flying into Sioux City is when the flight crew doesn't know how to pronounce it and/or think we're flying to Sioux Falls