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Nebraska holds my heart ❤️

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@tywhye No, but Victoria the nurse is a spitting image with glasses on. I did a triple take.

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I didn't know Demi was coming back #BachelorNation

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Where's the piercing options @Bitmoji

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Headed to the Minnesota Renn Fair tomorrow & I don't think anyone can appreciate how excited I am. #Minnesota #Renaissance #Festival #2019

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PSA: Don't get concussions, they might fuck your life up in the future. #braindamagedmess #dizzyforever

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I haven't had soda in 6 months...i hardly ever drank it before I gave it up so it's been pretty easy. #simplegoalstostart

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

“Hell of a Time”. This Friday.

😈🌵😈🌵😈🌵

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6/6 Family Member: That's a lot of piercings.
Me: Yep.
FM: Did they hurt?
*repeat 97 times until... bridge.
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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5/6 Family Member: Have you been been writing?
Me: Not really.
FM: Such a shame, you were a fantastic writer.
*repeat 97 times until... a
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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4/6 Family Member: Where's your job at?
Me: Well the company is located in Wayne, but I work from home.
FM: Oh Lord, I could never do that, I'd never get anything done.
*repeat 97 times until... off
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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3/6 Family Member: What is it you're doing nowadays?
Me: I work for a dental insurance company.
FM: Didn't you get a degree in Criminal Justice?
*repeat 97 times until... jumped
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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2/6 Family Member: So I hear you're in a serious relationship.
Me: Yeah, almost 3 years.
FM: When's the wedding?
*repeat 97 times until... I
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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1/6 So I went to a family reunion last weekend, let me sum up all of the stimulating & unpredictable conversations I had:
#thefamilyreunionchronicles

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Cody: I can't lean over to kiss you anymore, my back hurts.
Me: Guess you'll have to trade me in for a taller model.
Cody: I'm never trading you in.
#howaboutyou #putaringonit #then #hashtagwaiting

[Small Town Murder @MurderSmall]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way?

me: shut up and give me murder!!!

therapist: no

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PSA: The warning on Stranger Things is not only for epileptics, if you have concussion induced brain damage the flashing lights WILL send you into an episode. #worstweek #dizzyaf #Technologyhiatus 🤯

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@DalyceTexas Who

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@WolfgangLund I just read through all the tweets I've ever tweeted. I had some great material & no one to appreciate me, maybe this is my time to shine. #iswearimfunny

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After two years away I think it's about time for me to make a reappearance on Twitter #yourewelcome

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Dad: man, we haven't gotten shit done in the last couple days.
Brett: hey now, I've taken a couple shits.
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