Kristin Clay ⚯͛

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

Like destiny's child and reba once said, "i'm a survivor."

[Erica🌵 @Ericaryd]

Holly Rowe never said one word about the UT/Arch Manning drama and she has been attacked and disrespected all week. All of this while she was burying her mother. I hope you all feel appropriately shamed.

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"I can't speak a different language but I can speak McDonald's... can I get a number 1" - student

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

I can't have caffeine for 2 days and ya girl is driving the STRUGGLE BUS

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

@chaser7373

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

@chaser7373 will forever be my Roman empire

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"Virginia???..... wait, that's just like West Virginia but without the West" - student

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"You were born on the highway ... that's where most accidents happen" - student

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"sooooo tell me about your life... are you in love... are you in heat... what is going on??" - kathy clay

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"fuddy-duddy......you're a fuddy and a duddy kristin" - kathy clay

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"we do not lose!! we are winners in this homeroom!" - me
"well.... not today" - student

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"I know a Christmas song you can put on your playlist" - student
"oh really? what song?" -me
"last christmas!"- student
"yeah! by Wham!?" - me
"who is that? it's by Ariana Grande Ms. Clay" - student

my bad my bad

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"I like change and new things"- my mom
"I don't"- me
"because you're 80 years old"- my mom

she's not wrong

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"I thought we were friends" -me
"well first off, I don't know where you got that from"- student

[Tom Riser @TRiserIII]

🍃🍂🍁🍁 Took a #drone flight over the top of Saulsville Mountain on the way back from a birthday mission for the boy. #fallfoliage #wv

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

the past 2 weekends, both bars I've went to I've had to plunge the toilet.

is it bad luck or are girls equally as nasty as boys

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

"these are the places I know that are country: Nashville, Texas, West Virginia, Braxton County" - student

[NCAAF Nation @NCAAFNation247]

Notre Dame paid Marshall $1.25 Million to lose 26-21

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

*in class talking about weather*
"what do we use to measure temperature?"- me
"a thermometer!" -kids
"yes, so what temperature do we measure with a thermometer?"-me
"A TURKEY DINNER"- one student
".....you're not wrong"-me

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

no one:

absolutely no one at all:

"have you checked your oil kristin"- donald

[Kristin Clay ⚯͛ @kkclay_]

I bought a straw hat at Tjmaxx.
the convo
"are you going to the beach?" cashier
"yes, this coming week"me
*finishes checking out*
"have a good trip!" cashier
"you too!!" me