KKdismas

A humble African.

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@mungaikihanya @Batakenya Ala I thought they made their shoes here in Limuru ama?

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@Kimuzi_ A man who has found something interesting to do won't have time for masculinity vibes.

A lady who has found something interesting to do won't have time for feminism vibes.

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@anthony_kerui Kenyan banking prowess

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@BoardLotSultan Those days of 15-18 % are long gone. We have to contend with sub 10% soon

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Piggy G, things he's Rex Massai

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

The reason our matatus are so chaotic and uncouth...

https://t.co/s0OaQmTQ4a

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

We did this in-house. If we’d been hired as transactions advisors, we would have booked ~Sh3b revenue. What are we doing in Govt?🤔

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

My brother once told me “hakuna kazi ngumu iko na pesa” and I agree more day by day.

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@mungaikihanya Wow

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@iQwatson New suckers being born evey day , same old evangelical tricksters

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@DCI_Kenya Kasongo regime is planting fake evidence now

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

The NCBA Global Equity Special Fund crossed the KES 1 billion mark in assets under management in April 2026, reaching KES 1.2 billion (USD 9.24 million).

The fund delivered a 29.93% return over the past 12 months while consistently outperforming its benchmark, the MSCI All Country World Index.

Launched in November 2024, the fund invests in USD-denominated ETFs and mutual funds with exposure across the U.S., Europe, Emerging Markets, China, Asia Pacific, and Japan.

It aims to provide investors with efficient access to global markets for medium- to long-term capital growth and income distribution.

#NCBATwendeMbele @NCBABankKenya #Goforit

[Financial Times @FT]

How to lose a war in three easy steps https://t.co/gs2q6qSsZo

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@VelvetLuna_1 Looks like the tube London @TfL

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@Reuters Kasongo would be happy to beg

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@kibeandy There is nothing like men's mental health, high chances this is a term by loosers who have wasted their chances in life on drugs, promiscuous lifestyle and financial indiscipline! Men don't let yourselves be useless by babysitting stupidity and expecting pity!

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Baby daddy Baby mama Black American culture is starting to be normalized in Nairobi...

I rebuke it in Jesus name.

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@wmnjoya Meanwhile mzungus starting all sort of fake startups in Nairobi but are very welcome,

[DOK @NGIRIRO]

After this expose i have never looked at those trolley the same way. Napenda tumbo yangu joh.

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@FGaitho237 There are people in this world who are spineless and ambitionless , they have learnt to survive and are happy being sloths, Mudavadi is the true definition of bora amekula hasumbui