my professor has only posted ~1~ lecture since quarantine began yet in the past five days alone has made 5 assignments due!!! her excuse being that syllabus dates are subject to change without prior notice? um anyone else’s professors abusing their stay at home job? i’m confused
Anyone else wake up without a stimulus check because your parents claim you as a dependent even though you still pay for majority of your life?????🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this
congratulations! looks like you found yourself a gem! you can keep that gem for your collection, and try for that legendary crown of wonder! or i can buy it from you if you like, let me see what i can offer.
Catholics: why should we make you a Saint?
Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland
Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes
St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome