Eng. kiptoo kitur

A voice for unemployed youth
A professional engineer
A thoughtful citizen

[Barbie Murungi🥰 @BarbieMbabazi]

Whatever you do don’t kiss my neck, it will make us parents

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Rumour has it that when President Moi visited Nigeria in 1981, he signed a special deal to honour Nigerians in a unique way.
In 1985 he launched the 5 bob coin shaped exactly like a Nigerian head. Kenya kept its word.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Oburu Odinga ameamua kucopy brother yake hadi mwezi ya kukufa, very unprofessional is you ask me.

[CARTER 🇹🇿‼️ @Kushppapii]

I just came across this Kenyan dude's tweet telling South Africans that they have to get their country a name first...bro took it even further and said…

"We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean "😭😭😭😭😭😂💔🙌🏾

[Omambia 🥶 @chris29ke]

Mahali uko avocado mnauziwa pesa ngapi

[jalen ✶ @JALENPRNTT]

y’all ever got fucked so good you think about it all week

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

a nigga survived too many storms to ever doubt God.

[ël pablò @elpablo254]

Amekuambia anaenda kubomolewa unadhani ni nywele very nais 😂😂

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

a nigga worst nightmare is a btch with good coochie & zero feelings. 😭

[Maya 🦋💞 @Lioness9123]

Do men enjoy sex more with women who have bigger asses than with women who have smaller ones???

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Kulipa 400k to join police service for you to earn 29k monthly is diabolical.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

one of the healthiest habits you can develop is learning not to talk too much

[D @MoonlitStep]

niggas be horny and start making terrible financial decisions 😭

[Jenny 😇 @Jennyperrys7]

Why do people respect you more after you stop being nice to them?

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

4 salaries left for the year and I don’t know what I did with the other 8 😭 Life is a tragedy.

[KJ @1of1goat]

I never understood how niggas that beat bitches always got a bitch to beat

[SA MI @ONL1SAMI]

Sometimes a man isn’t looking for another woman, he’s looking for his life to finally make sense.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

a nigga just wanna have unlimited funds.

[𝓝💕 @ThinkofNaomi]

Men need to touch ass regularly to keep their mental health stable.