Minister of Enjoyment

CINEMATOGRAPHER | PHOTOGRAPHER.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

3 years ago you shared with the media your payslip where your take home was 97,000ksh from 1.1M. Ulisema ni deductions za loan. Sasa umekuwa mjanja mpaka umekuwa financial advisor. Utatuambia hizo pesa unakuwa serious in life nazo umetoa wapi in 3 years.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Biggest takeaway from Olkalau elections is that if our current government actually wanted to improve the living conditions of its people, it could.
It’s just not a priority for them unless they’re in the face of an election. And that’s something we should never forget.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Baba once said, “Tutafika Canaan. I may not be there with you, but together we shall get there.” Today, we are witnessing the true meaning of those words.

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

"Wengi watavunja redio zao, wengine watavunja televisheni, they will not believe!"

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Karen Nyamu and Jalang’o should now stop discussing Sifuna. He is a little out of their league at the moment.

[Naga @masara_juniour]

@MediaMK Hio ofisi pia nikama ukiwa na mguu ya tatu balaa kiasi😹😹😹

[Muchiri @N8M_Robot]

@MediaMK He was running an influencer platform within the govt 🤣🤣🤣...hao ni X bots

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

You want to tell me this mandem used to work with 80 people and his output was still ass? Hahahahahahaha

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

George Natembeya A.K.A Commando is the fuel that Linda Mwananchi needed.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Arrest his Burundian barber immediately. Grounds for deportation.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Its called FAVOUR... Something money can't buy.

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Everyone is on the ground putting in the work but Kalonzo can't even bother to secure the Kamba block.

Mans is just sitting waiting to be appointed. Lol.

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

Kalonzo will be the spoiler

He won't campaign but will demand to be the presidential runner for the opposition. They will refuse and offer him DP

He will refuse and Ruto may offer him DP which if he accepts may tilt the numbers that direction

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

I keep saying this.

Kalonzo is watermelon.

In the 11th hour, he will betray us to Pontius Pilate.

It is in his nature. He cannot help it. He must betray us, even for 10 pcs of silver.

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

For the first time in history two leading newspapers are having the same headline!

Hii ni mbayaaaaaa!

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

“Akili yako isikuwe inakuja kwa msimu kama maembe,” Kirinyaga Senator Kamau Murango throws a sharp jab at his Nandi counterpart Samson Cherargei for only showing flashes of intelligence when politically convenient.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Me driving at 53 in narok at a center with 2 shops is somehow more dangerous than this according it NTSA

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Goons took the message home. Hakuna vurugu hata kidogo pale Linda Mwananchi rally. Mambo ni nywee!

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Sifuna anaanza rally kabla Oburu aamke mamae🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

My mood this entire week

BLADIFUCKIN