Karnav

[Jakeup @myhandle]

writing fables with Fable, call me Aeslop

[nico @forerolas]

endrick: me cae muy bien el archiduque franz ferdinand

ancelotti:

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[Maia @maiamindel]

jabba the hutt was moments away from developing a nuclear bomb. the galactic empire has a right to defend itself. it's the only democracy in the inner rim

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Reductio ad absurdum is a terrible form of argument. Imagine if all arguments were reductio ad absurdums

[Chris Wood @CWood_sdf]

i love how people are saying "if we write a sufficiently detailed specification, the agent can write all our code"

do you know what writing a sufficiently detailed specification that deterministically maps to what a computer's actions is? it's coding

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Wolves will now receive parachute payments, which is terrifying news for the three little pigs

[cabby @cabby]

Oh fuck the wolf is actually here this time. Thank god I’m always doing wolf drills so people will be prepared when I warn them.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

[Chris Lakin @chrislakin]

surprising # of high-performing people I know lose hours a day on their phone. so they try to restrict their phone usage. so inevitably they pick up another cope instead. whack-a-mole

[nez @howzatnezza]

djokovic is an insanely good tennis player. i've hated him since I was 8 and will continue to hate him. the end.

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

I want silver and gold to stop going up mainly so I don't feel silly and improvident for not buying it, and so that I can instead call all the people who did buy it foolish and lacking in foresight. I want to achieve the high ground by doing absolutely nothing.

[Dario Amodei @DarioAmodei]

The Adolescence of Technology: an essay on the risks posed by powerful AI to national security, economies and democracy—and how we can defend against them: https://t.co/0phIiJjrmz

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

I threw my dog a ball. Extravagant I know, but she looks gorgeous in an evening gown.

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

are things blue, or are things red? the blue things hypothesis has trouble accounting for blood, clown noses, and the chinese flag. but the red things hypothesis can't explain jeans, sapphires, or even the sky. overall i think it's very much an open question

[Karnav @kkkarnav]

@Jon_Mackenzie wow haha I bookmarked one of your old tweets a long time ago and didn't remember anything about it except "that Jon Mackenzie banger", couldn't find it and thought I was going crazy